Manicfesto for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections

  • We will make the Honours system transparent by having a public auction of knighthoods and peerages to the highest bidder.
  • The Government target of building 300,000 homes a year will be achieved by including bird, tree, dog and Wendy houses in the completion figures.
  • The much-discussed silent majority will be found, and each given a megaphone so they can make themselves heard.
  • To stop dark money entering politics, we will make all bank notes fluorescent and all brown envelopes see through
  • To increase people’s ability to move around we will not reinvent the wheel.
  • Government whips will only be used if a politician has been really bad. Minor offenses will receive the political slipper from our Party Whip
  • Net migration will be controlled by ensuring that all nets are secured to the ground.
  • The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy.
  • After the next General Election, we will introduce a 3 year ‘cooling-off period’ in case voters wish to change their minds.
  • Once elected, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party will complete a 5 year Parliamentary term in 4 years, representing a 20% cost saving. Everyone in ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ will be given a year off politics to spend time enjoying themselves.
  • We will have a second Brexit referendum with three choices. Soft, Hard or Al dente.
  • Fly Tipping – We will ban all tipping of flys, insects, and zips of any kind. . .

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