Hartlepool Parliamentary by-Election
Nick the Incredible Flying Brick – 108
Local Government
- Howling ‘Laud’ Hope Fleet Central, Hants – 71
- Barmy Lord Brockman Evesham N+W – 88
- Barmy Lord Brockman Worcester County – 163
- Trevor Allman Greenwich West – 110
- Whacky Whyte Witch B/way + C/wickham – 87
- Sir Offa Ones Rocker Evesham South – 63
- Miss young Powerhouse Fleet East, Hants – 123
- Merv the Karaoke Kid Baguley Manchester – 54
- Baron Von Thunderclap W/Sussex County – 122
- Mr Badaxe Brancombe + N/Beeston, Notts – 50
- Lord Cameron Brooklands Manchester – 51
- Tony ‘Shannocks Poet’ Sherringham Norfolk – 45
Plus The Lucky 13 in Chessington South
- Baron Von Auchenbach – 8
- Undertaking Director Brunskill – 16
- A.Gent Chinners – 12
- Captain Coiley – 13
- Casual Count of Corinthian – 6
- Colonel Cramps – 14
- Duke Diddy Dobbs – 8
- Landlady Lucky – 2
- Landlord Lucky – 3
- Kingstonian Newt – 6
- Lady Dave – 2
- Robbie the Radical Recyclist – 1
- Sam Squatch – 1
Great news – Sir Giles Greenwood, won a seat on the Kemberton, Bridgenorth Council. ‘Unopposed’.
Plus another of our long standing members ‘Monkey the Drummer’ stood for his local Residents Association in Molesey, Surrey, and won, beating the Conservative. He’s still pinching himself, can’t get over it!
So to sum up the situation our ‘Loony Party’ now holds 6 seats.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Fleet Town, Hampshire
Baron Von Thunderclap – Bolney Parish, Sussex
Norm the Storm – W/Grinstead + Partridge Green
Sarah Mad Cow – Lower Carlton, Lincs
The Iconic Arty Pole – Great Carlton, Lincs
Sir Giles Greenwood – Kemberton, Bridgenorth
Jolly good show my friends, see you all at the conference in September. Until then – Loony On!
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Loony Party Leader
