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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Gas and Food price rises

R.U.Seerius
Last modified on October 12, 2012

When asked about the the latest price rise hike for Gas , electric and food a loony party spokesman commented,” this is a personal point of view , but it seems that since Nationalisation all energy prices have gone up disproportionately. It would appear that although wholesale prices and running costs have gone up we are also paying for the shareholders profits. BG made £345 mil profit in the fist 6 months of 2012, not to mention all the others.  They put up prices last year18 per cent and 16 per cent respectively in August 2011, and then reduced it by 5%, and they are doing it again. So once again the consumer pays. To helpthe Loony Party would convert all the hot Air that comes from Parliament and M.P’s,  into the National grid to help increase cheap supply.

Regarding food, due to not enough water early in the year and then too much later in the year, the harvest in britain  and worldwide has been terrible, and prices will go up.. but its only Oct so be prepared for the annual Christmas price hike on food as they now have a good excuse….Whilst we are all aware of the struggling retail sector in the High Streets I do feel sorry that Tesco has had a profit drop.  They only made £1.1bil, in the U.K so I am going to send them some of our Loony million £ notes.”

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