After the shock news today that Diane James of Ukip, recently elected,  is standing down after 18 days , we can confirm that Alan ” Howlin Laud ” Hope who has been the elected leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party for 17 years IS NOT!

In a statement today Alan said that  “he had all the authority he needed to see through the changes which he may have had planned….. if he had any”.