Well. Its a bit early for the Conference season, but as we have an election pending the Conservatives are holding one. David Cameron is regaling his listeners with the new Party slogan “Vote for Change”. Original isnt it?

We in the Loony party would like to point out that in their advertising they have left out one word “Loose” as we believe that no matter what party win, Loose change is all you’ll have left after their tax increases.