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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

The Ultimate Safety Match

Nick the Brick
Last modified on September 8, 2023

For many years now we have cogitated about the somewhat dubious claims by various companies about the safety of their matches. After a 10-year consultation & testing period we are delighted to confirm that we now have a plethora of boxes containing the ULTIMATE SAFETY MATCH.

Lord Rigby of www.brandedmatches.co.uk assisted us with their development and even got his children involved with the vigorous testing that ensures that every match is indeed suitably Loony. Each box also contains a detailed slip of paper with full instructions on how to use this innovative product.
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