Ladies and gentlemen, pigs & sows and all porcine people. The upcoming by-election could be the most important of our lifetime.
For too long too many have had there snouts in troughs, rolled around in the muck and made a pigs ear of all our lives.
There will always be those promising pork barrels, whilst writhing around in the pig sty of politics.
I will end all this for the good people of Gorton and Denton. My policies are:

1. Stop Trump’s takeover of Iceland’s packing factory in Gorton
2. Bring back the pig iron industry
3. Remove the get out of jail free peerage card

If you want to make a real change join the bacon brigade and think big vote pig for a true knight of the north vote Sir Oink-A-Lot February 26th
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