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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Prison Food-is it criminal?

Mark Beech
Published on July 25, 2009

The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.

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