Kings Birthday Honours 2026
It was our Spiritual Leader, Screaming Lord Sutch, who first suggested in 1963 that the Beatles should be recognised in Honours system. Queen Elizabeth & Harold Wilson duly listened to his proposal and in 1965 they were each given an MBE. Normally presented to military veterans or civil servants, the controversial decision to honour the… Read More
By-election in Makerfield
We can confirm that our glorious leader Alan ‘Howlin’ Laud Hope with selected agents will be standing against Andy Burnham in the forthcoming election in Makerfield. We can also confirm that there is no intention to launch a leadership bid to replace our leader. We can also confirm that we will be making every effort… Read More
Local Elections May 7th 2026
I would like to thank all our party members who took part in this great fun day of ours. Special congratulations to ‘Sir Grumpus L Shorticus’. He didn’t actually stand for a local council seat, he went one step beyond and stood for a Parliamentary seat in the Welsh Senadd. Standing in Bangor Conwy Mon… Read More
Results so far!
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Fleet Town Council | Returned Unopposed Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hart District – 106 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hampshire County – 56 Baron Von Thunderclap – West Sussex County – 52 Miss Applied Malarky – Staines on Thames – 87 Lucky Luke – 80 Trevor Allman -121 Duck Guy – 43… Read More
Royal Borough of Kingston-Upon-Thames Council Review
After several attempts in previous years to get a seat or drum stool on the RBK Council, by fielding more candidates than required, this time we decided to pitch low by only putting 3 OFFICIAL Loony candidates up for the 48 places that were up for grabs. Ironically, this tactic seemed to work as our… Read More
Sir Grumpus L Shorticus report from the Senedd constituency of Bangor Conwy Môn
Achieving 279 votes, Sir Grumpus charged onwards with a resounding victory not only over the far-right, but also the Soviet Union. Alas, he lost 7th place (out of 10 Parties) to the Arthur Scargills… Read More
Red Hot Stop Press News
Our Party Leader Howling ‘Laud’ Hope submitted nomination papers to stand in three elections on Thurs 9th April, to be voted for on Thurs 7th May. Hampshire County, Hart District and Fleet his home town in Hampshire, where he was defending his already gained seat. He was informed by his local election office only today,… Read More