So Theresa May sprung a General Election on us and there we all were thinking that it wouldn’t be until 2020, so much for fixed parliaments! Well it meant that I wasn’t able to stand cus I hadn’t got any money saved for my deposit, I thought I had 3 more years! Ah well …. Read More

Myself and 12 others stood along side each other to contest this seat, and one other, was none other, than Theresa May our current Prime Minister. I had spent a couple of days campaigning in the area whilst getting my nomination papers signed, thanks to Emma Theron ‘The Barmy Baroness of Berkshire’ and all her… Read More

We are to issue free beanie hats to all so when in government we can ‘pull the wool over everyone’s eyes’. Brexit To provide a Strong & Stable Government we will relocate Parliament to the Tower of London. France will be required to return Brittany. All Europeans to pay to use the English Channel, and all  Creme… Read More

Although we are ‘Loonies’ we often appear to be the sensible party. Despite this, it will be the 5th general election I’ve lost. ‘Loony’ policies that we first proposed that are now law include reducing the voting age from 21 to 18, allowing independent local radio stations, passports for pets, and all day opening for… Read More

Having just spent 10 days out in Lanzarote, I was very pleased to see that we had 12 candidates in the up and coming General Election on June 8th. Well done to all of you. Three or four found it a bit difficult, but never mind, next time. I had to rush to get my… Read More

The Loony Party is preparing for Government – these are our candidates! The Howling ‘Laud – Maidenhead Nigel Knapp – Islington North Chinners – Kingston and Surbiton Baron Badger – Walton and Esher The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth and Horncastle The Good Knight Sir Nosdar – Aldridge and Brownhills Baron Von Thunderclap – Mid… Read More

Our Mid Bed Minx is campaigning for Mid Bedfordshire and has had a great piece written about her in ‘The Comet’ The Incredible Flying Brick

In the event of the by-election in Gorton going ahead I promise that the Loony Party will fix all issues and problems in Gorton and surrounding area within my three weeks in Parliament. The Loony Party is calling for a “try before you buy” election and Gorton will be the first time this great idea… Read More

Theresa May has today threatened to call an election for June 8th 2017. I say threatened as she needs a vote in Parliament (which she will probably get) Our Leader Alan Howlin Laud Hope has already issued a statement telling Loony Candidates to get ready for Government. . . As usual we will be publishing… Read More