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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Category: Elections

Mad Mike Young

Mad Mike Young is standing for Sittingbourne and Sheppey.  He has been on a local radio show, Sheppey FM and also took part in Hustings at Sheerness. He got the first round of applause after a quiet start with the comment “I promise not to make any promises – that’s my promise to you”. “I am… Read More

Mad Max Bobestsky

Mad Max Bobestsky is standing for North East Hampshire and is expected to win the seat on his policies of: Banning inheritance tax and replacing with levies on zombie banks so we can continue to tax the dead. Doubling the beds in hospitals by putting in bunks. Bringing more young people into Fleet by opening… Read More

We’re ready for Co-ALE-ition

The Loony Party declare they are ready and willing to form a CoALEition with any other party especially the Scottish Nationalist Party as we share the same party colours, yellow and black. Our ‘red line’ policy is that once in government we will reclassify Scotland as an ‘overseas territory’ and the right to vote to… Read More

Johnny Disco & Lord Cameron drinking Howlin’ Gale

Johnny Disco Loony party candidate for Wythenshawe & Sale East in Manchester. And Lord Cameron of Roundwood Loony party candidate for Northenden in the Manchester local elections. Having a pint of the delicious Howlin’ Gale by Wild Weather breweries in the Paramount Wetherspoons on Oxford Rd in Manchester’s city centre. If elected Johnny Disco has… Read More

First the Conservatives steal our beer, now Labour steals our Brand!

Only a few weeks ago The Tories stole our beer when the Prime Minister gave away bottles of ‘Co-ALE-ition’, and now The Sun is  promoting The Labour Party with our name. Do these institutions have NO SHAME? We in the Monster Raving Loony Party are above politics and below everything else. Boat Voony, the dyslexic… Read More

“Don’t be gloomy, vote Loony”

Lincs Loony, Arty Pole aka Peter Hill is having a great campaign in his bid to capture the parliamentary Louth and Horncastle seat in Lincolnshire. He has been on: BBC Radio Lincs twice, Estuary TV ‘Hot Topic’, and has been filmed for BBC Look North. This is a link to the newspaper East Lindsey Target… Read More

The Mad Hatter on his soap box in Oxford

Baron Barnes Von Claptrap in Wales Online

Liz Evans is standing against Baron Barnes Von Claptrap for the second time in five years in the Gower constituency in Wales. Loony headquarters recon it is a sure fire win for insanity and that The Baron will cruise through this time with loony flying colours. Vote for Claptrap – you know it makes sense!… Read More

The Dame again!

Don’t be lame Vote Dame!

The only choice to be made, If you’re voting in Hove & Portslade, Is for the Dame, Of Loony Fame, Stay calm and be not afraid.