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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Category: Elections

Rochdale By-election

Ravin Rodent Subortna is our candidate in the Rochdale By-election on the leaping 29th Feb. His number: 07787 410462 Here are a few of his policies: As an MP he would campaign for the introduction of a 99p coin to save on change He said he would call for all roundabouts to have fairground carousels… Read More

Wellingborough By-election Policies

I am very pleased to be standing for the Wellingborough by-election on the 15th Feb. I ask to be ‘thrown a bone’ to bury it with a loony landslide under the yellow hedgerow of insanity. I am a single issue politician and have stood in numerous parliamentary elections campaigning as a Loony Party Shadow Minister… Read More

Tamworth By-election

It rained on the drive down, and continued when I collected the register from the Tamworth council offices. The 14th September was a very wet day but the moment I arrived on Bancroft Road the rain stopped. The residents of Glascote welcomed me dressed in my large top hat, yellow ‘recycled teenager’ T-shirt and adorned… Read More

Vote Mid Bed Minx

We are pleased to announce that our very own Bedfordshire Minx Ann Kelly is our candidate for the forthcoming by election on 19th Oct  2023 Ann has lived in the constituency for 34 years and has contested the seat three times previously. She has been Mayor of Flitwick twice and a school governor and foster… Read More

Uxy!

I was the candidate in Uxbridge. A very special thank you to A.Gent Chinners for obtaining the 10 nominations for me. I campaigned in the constituency for ten days. Sir Tim Martin kindly let me use ‘The Good Yarn’ for use as my campaign HQ where I met a lot of nice people. Word soon… Read More

The Selby and Ainsty by-election 20th July 2023

Gilly just wouldn’t stop talking on the night of the Selby election. The rest of our team were Johnny Ringo, RU Seerius, Lady Helen and The Flying Brick. We all met at The Giant Bellflower in Selby and enjoyed listening to Gilly nattering away. The locals were very friendly in the Wetherspoons and wholeheartedly embraced… Read More

Sir Archibald Stanton

I am a West Yorkshire toff educated at Eaton – Earlsheaton that is Dewsbury WF12. You may have never voted before. But what if there was a Party dedicated to fun? There is! The Loony Party puts the fun back into politics with a guaranteed victory party even before the voting commences. A selection from… Read More

Good Good People of Uxbridge and Ruislip

On Thursday 20th July you are facing yet another Parliamentary Election. I, Howling ‘Laud’ Hope will be your candidate for ‘The Official Monster Raving Loony Party’. The Party Leader. Yes, many of you have voted for me before, I thank you for that. I’m the longest serving Party Political Leader in Great Britain, 23 years…. Read More

Selby and Ainsty by-election

On Monday 19th June having obtained the necessary signatures on the candidate nomination forms during the morning, Nick The Flying Brick met up with our candidate Sir Archibald Stanton at Selby District Council and North Yorkshire Council offices in Selby. Brick did an exceptional job obtaining the signatures in short time and was received well… Read More

Local Elections Thurs May 4th 2023

Well done to all our candidates that stood this time. The complete results were as follows: Farming Lord Dave – Denton South, Manchester 244 Earl Elvis – Elmwoth + Outwell Norfolk 188 Mad Mike Young – Sheppey Central Swale Kent 161 Baron Von Thunderclap – West Sussex County 150 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hart District… Read More