Two for the price of One. Baron Von Thunderclap Shadow Minister for the protection of Dodo’s and the Panto Dame are standing in constituencies only a few miles apart. They chose to give a joint interview with the Argus newspaper. They discussed many policies agreeing on the main one of putting smiles on faces. Others… Read More

Citizen Skwith – Brighton Pavilion The Raving Mr P – Peterborough George Ridgeon – Cheltenham The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth/Horncastle Nick Blunderbuss – Kenilworth/Southam Mark Beech – Aldridge/Brownhills Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne/Sheppey Howling Laud Hope – North East Hampshire The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire Dame Dixon – Hove/Portslade Barmy Lord Brockman… Read More

Lady Lily the Pink is putting the finishing touches to a batch of pink fairy cakes. The kitchen surfaces at her home, in Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys, are sticky with pink icing. The colour scheme matches that of her election-time alter ego, Lady Lily the Pink. See the full story on the BBC Website For further… Read More

On your marks, get set, ready, here we go. A general election has been called for Thursday 12th December 2019. Your party expects, ‘if you can’, to be a candidate, in your own constituency. You must bear in mind though, that you can’t just do it, you must get a letter of authorisation from our… Read More

Lily writes: Well there you have it , by-election done and dusted . . . And guess what? WE BEAT UKIP! By a lot! A surge of loony support, giving Lady Lil 334 votes +1% to UKIPs 242. Screaming Lord Sutch beat the SDP back in the 1990 Bootle by-election and that saw their demise…. Read More

Hot News from our special, special, chief, special, special, special, correspondent and candidate Barmy Lord Brockman Due to an elected candidate being unable to take up their seat (May 2nd Local Council Elections) a by-election has been called for Evesham Town Council , (South Ward) 25/07/19. Barmy Lord Brockman, who only failed by 8 votes… Read More

Barmy Lord Brockman back on the campaign trail. In the campaign to put an Official Loony on the Council, Evesham Town Council South Ward By-election 25/07/19, a meeting was held at a secret location under the protection of the elite forces of the Evesham Liberation Fronts (ELF) bridge building corp. It was pointed out that… Read More

I confirm I will be standing (possibly slouching, or leaning) occasionally squatting or kneeling, but not lying, in the local by-election taking place on 1st August I have been quite poorly this last few weeks, my doctor diagnosed a ‘sensible virus ‘ after reading this statement: Just because I don’t care for the so called… Read More

We came, we saw, but we didn’t conker, conkers aren’t ready until September. There were fifteen candidates and we beat five of them, coming in at tenth place. We were a little disappointed at not being a bit higher, but then many people told me that had ‘The Brexit Party’ not been standing, we would… Read More

Howling ‘Laud’ Hope is standing as a member of ‘The Official Monster Raving Loony Party’. The only Party that is on your side no matter what your political persuasion may be. If you’ve ever thought I’d like to vote for ‘None of the Above’, you can.  – For I am ‘none of the above’. If… Read More