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Blunderbuss Result
There was only three loonies at the Kenilworth & Southam count, my Election Agent Gary “Bratwurst’ Sweetman, Pete ‘Bunny’ Warren and myself. We were of course the highlight of the show and incumbent Jeremy Wright the former Attorney General and Culture Secretary joined in with all the fun. I polled 457 and he only just… Read More
Mad Mike’s money tree
All the other parties are making final election promises. Promises that they will undoubtedly be unable to keep.The Loony’s have our very own last ditch Manicfesto commitment before you decide to cast your vote tomorrow. . . We will replace the traditional Christmas Tree for every home in the UK with a Magic Money Tree…. Read More
Tokyo Broadcasting Crew
A visit from the prestigious Tokyo Broadcasting System was greeted in Loony HQ, ‘The Lucky Rover’ in Chessington by our Glorious Leader Howling Laud Hope. Also there, Chinners, Lord Lawson, Dr Dave Moore ‘Minister for Daftness’, Badger, Dame Dixon, Reverend Martin Hogbin, Big Norm & Baron Von Thunderclap. A multi-loony interview and frivolity ensued along… Read More
George Ridgeon in Cheltenham
George Ridgeon is our sitting candidate in Cheltenham. He became a loony after seeing Screaming Lord Sutch in 1963 during his failed Stratford on Avon election. He started racing motorcycles and joined the fire brigade on Friday 13th December 1968. You have to be loony to race motorcycles and go into buildings on fire! Friday… Read More
Sir Archibald and Team on the battle trail in Dewsbury
The campaign trail was set alight last Saturday when and the rest of his Loony team were touring the Constituency in their battlebus and towing their trailer. Pictured are L-R Lucan The Big Cigar, Jimmy Duke of Earl, Baron Von Rainer of The Hill, Sir Archibald, supporter Paul Halloran, Gilly Nicholls, Johnny Ringo Chickadelphia and… Read More
Howling Laud in North East Hampshire
I, Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope, live in Fleet, N E Hants, so yes, in your constituency. I have been the leader of this party for the last 20 years, currently Britains longest serving party leader. We are the party that’s on your side no matter what ‘Political Persuasion’ you may be. Please remember that the… Read More
Mad Mike in Sittingbourne & Sheppey
This will be the sixth General Election in which I have stood as candidate in Sittingbourne & Sheppey, which is more than any of the other candidates and hence consider myself to be the “Father of the General Election”. As the most senior figure I am setting an example to the others. Policies include; Free… Read More
On the hustings in Kingston and Surbiton
It’s election time, so once again it’s time to remind the voters that a vote for the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party, is no longer seen as a wasted vote as ‘The Only Wasted vote is one that isn’t used’ Surrey Comet story Chinners
Blunderbuss in Kenilworth & Southam
Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green is standing for Kenilworth & Southam and is looking for a comfy seat in ‘The House’. “If I get more that 499 votes I promise to run through the streets of the constituency naked.” If I don’t keep my promise I’d rather be ‘Dead in a Ditch’ Blunderbuss Manickfesto Blunderbuss
Mid Beds Minx
This is the third time The Mid Beds Minx has contested the Mid Beds seat. She is rather concerned, as people seemed to be taking her seriously as she goes around the campaign trail. The Minx’s main aim, as in the previous elections, is to thoroughly annoy the party with the majority in the area…. Read More