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Loony question for the Eggheads
Question came up on Eggheads this week “Which of these three candidates stood against Theresa May in the 2017 General Election at Maidenhead”. The three options were Lord Buckethead, Mr Fish Finger and Baron Badger. The Eggheads struggled but eventually correctly answered ‘Lord Buckethead’. Lord Buckethead speaking from another space and time says: “As one… Read More
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton is the candidate for the West Yorkshire Dewsbury Constituency. He is seen here with his right hand man Gilly Nicholls. They were photographed in the constituency by Peter Townend. Sir Archibald is a local Dewsbury lad, born and educated at ‘Eaton’ – Earlsheaton that is, (nursery infant and junior school)…. Read More
The Baron and the Dame
Two for the price of One. Baron Von Thunderclap Shadow Minister for the protection of Dodo’s and the Panto Dame are standing in constituencies only a few miles apart. They chose to give a joint interview with the Argus newspaper. They discussed many policies agreeing on the main one of putting smiles on faces. Others… Read More
Our Loony Party Candidates
Citizen Skwith – Brighton Pavilion The Raving Mr P – Peterborough George Ridgeon – Cheltenham The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth/Horncastle Nick Blunderbuss – Kenilworth/Southam Mark Beech – Aldridge/Brownhills Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne/Sheppey Howling Laud Hope – North East Hampshire The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire Dame Dixon – Hove/Portslade Barmy Lord Brockman… Read More
Lily the Pink on the Campaign trail!
Lady Lily the Pink is putting the finishing touches to a batch of pink fairy cakes. The kitchen surfaces at her home, in Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys, are sticky with pink icing. The colour scheme matches that of her election-time alter ego, Lady Lily the Pink. See the full story on the BBC Website For further… Read More
General Election
On your marks, get set, ready, here we go. A general election has been called for Thursday 12th December 2019. Your party expects, ‘if you can’, to be a candidate, in your own constituency. You must bear in mind though, that you can’t just do it, you must get a letter of authorisation from our… Read More
Deputy Leaders
In the wake of the Labour Party trying to get rid of their Deputy Leader, the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party now has 5 deputy leaders! Knigel Knapp, Baron Von Thunderclap, Chinners, The Incredible Flying Brick & RU Seerius. Another First for the Loony Party The Dream Team Hooowling Laud Hope
36th Monster Raving Loony Party roundup – Conference 2019
Another Belter in Belper, we returned to the venue of our very successful 2018 conference, and were welcomed with open arms by the town, and ‘The George and Dragon’. Once again Craig and his staff did us proud. I arrived as usual 10 days prior to the event, just to make sure all was well…. Read More
Conference time – countdown
Friday. Gareth Icke – the son of David, Live from Chicago via London, the world famous, Mr Joe Jammer -it’s his birthday, Gripper & the Gurnards, and Badaxe – Britain’s most banned act! Saturday. Meet 12 noon for town walkabout, (Pub Crawl) spreading the word including occasional live dancing from the famous Black Pig Border… Read More
The 36th Monster Raving Loony Party Conference
Taking place at The George and Dragon, 117 Bridge Street, Belper, DE56 1BA Thurs 26-Fri 27- Sat 28th Sept. Line-up of activities as follows. Thursday/Fri. Meet and greet and discuss possible future policies. Friday. Gareth Icke – the son of David, Live from Chicago via London, the world famous, Mr Joe Jammer -it’s his birthday,… Read More