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Election Communication
Thursday May 2nd 2019 Election for candidate to represent Fleet Central on Hart District Council Hart Needs Hope Howling ‘Laud’ Hope is standing as a member of the ‘Official’ Monster Raving Loony Party. The only party that is on your side no matter what your political persuasion may be. If you’ve always thought I’d like… Read More
Save the Environment
To help the environment our policy of fitting air conditioners on the outside of buildings has now been taken up….Another Loony Policy taken by others (not that we mind) Marylebone in central London has some of the worst air pollution levels in the country due to its congested roads. But the 60,000 commuters passing through… Read More
Election message from the Loony Party
For the first time in its history, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party finds itself in the unusual position of probably being the sanest option for voters. With a general election imminent, they have even beaten the other parties to an election advertising campaign which highlights why the Official Monster Raving Loony Party might just… Read More
23 Peoples Votes – Snookered!
Barmy Lord Brockman is being a star on Twitter at present and is standing for Evesham Town & Wychavon District Council Elections in the South Ward. He had a hiccup with his forms but is now sorted. He can’t believe it – the people have spoken and they’ve said “Its Time To Put an Official… Read More
A tribute to Lord Sutch by Mike Stone
The 3rd Earl of Harrow was a well-known statesman whose inspiration came directly from our School. His entry can be found in Wikipedia. This confirms that David Edward Sutch (1940-1999), 3rd Earl of Harrow, was also known as Screaming Lord Sutch, a lead singer with his own band, and founder of the Monster Raving Loony… Read More
Foreign Policy
We will Admit Shamima Begum back to the country only when she accepts Screaming Lord Sutch as her saviour.
Ministry of Info
We will create a New Ministry of Information. It shall consist of the former board of directors of Cambridge Analytica. They already know everything.
Brexit Proposals
We will Send Noel Edmonds to negotiate Brexit because he understands Deal or No Deal. There will be no need for a backstop to the Brexit negotiations. We’ll have Alec Stewart as wicket-keeper. James Wallace