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Local Elections 2nd May 2019

There will be a round of local elections in various places around Great Britain on Thursday 2nd May. If you are considering standing on behalf of the ‘Raving Loony Party’ remember you can’t just do it, you have to get permission from the party with relevant papers. Nomination papers must be returned on or before… Read More

Loony Party Conference 2019

After much speculation and arranging to have this years conference down South, and not coming up with the right answers, we have decided to go back to Belper in Derbyshire once more. With the kind permission of Craig the landlord of the George and Dragon, the scene of last years ‘Belter in Belper’. Those of… Read More

Dr Diablo in Blackpool

‘Dr Diablo and the Rodent show’. If you’re near Blackpool on Saturday you should go and see them . . .

99p coin minting error

An error in the 2018 conference write up in the Wetherspoon Magazine. The article states I produced the 99p coin, when in fact it was Tony Blythe, the Jersey Flyer, our party chairman that minted these coins out in Jersey. He handed me one when I started talking about them, so it appeared I already… Read More

New Party Headquarters in Lanzarote.

We now have a new party Headquarters, it is not the Bulldog Bar in Costa Tequise anymore. The Landlord ‘Tigger the Loon’ has taken up residence in Playa Honda at the El Bereber Bar that was, address – Calle Guanarame 57. It has taken on a new name, it’s now called ‘Tiggers Sports Bar’. A… Read More

Ferry Contract

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are applying for an HM Government ferry service contract. Given we currently have two more vessels than Seaborne Freight, we expect the contract being awarded to us will be a mere formality.

Loony New Years honours!

In the time of the New Year honours by her majesty Liz, we proclaim the following who has been overlooked behind all the oh-so unworthy winners of the annual gongs. International model superstar, Scarlet Bouvier, has now been given the joint ownership of the OFFICIAL party whip of the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party. She… Read More

20 nnnnnn19 is upon us!

I trust you all had a Pretty Loony Christmas, I did, but then again I always do. 2018 was quite an eventful year, I started off January in Lanzarote with the Canarian Loonys. Then in March with the Mediterranean Loonys in Malta. In April I managed to retain my seat on the Fleet Town Council… Read More

Howling Laud in the Winter Wetherspoons Magazine

Referendum Policy

We  propose a referendum on whether there should be another referendum . . . .