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Election message from the Loony Party
For the first time in its history, the Official Monster Raving Loony Party finds itself in the unusual position of probably being the sanest option for voters. With a general election imminent, they have even beaten the other parties to an election advertising campaign which highlights why the Official Monster Raving Loony Party might just… Read More
23 Peoples Votes – Snookered!
Barmy Lord Brockman is being a star on Twitter at present and is standing for Evesham Town & Wychavon District Council Elections in the South Ward. He had a hiccup with his forms but is now sorted. He can’t believe it – the people have spoken and they’ve said “Its Time To Put an Official… Read More
A tribute to Lord Sutch by Mike Stone
The 3rd Earl of Harrow was a well-known statesman whose inspiration came directly from our School. His entry can be found in Wikipedia. This confirms that David Edward Sutch (1940-1999), 3rd Earl of Harrow, was also known as Screaming Lord Sutch, a lead singer with his own band, and founder of the Monster Raving Loony… Read More
Foreign Policy
We will Admit Shamima Begum back to the country only when she accepts Screaming Lord Sutch as her saviour.
Ministry of Info
We will create a New Ministry of Information. It shall consist of the former board of directors of Cambridge Analytica. They already know everything.
Brexit Proposals
We will Send Noel Edmonds to negotiate Brexit because he understands Deal or No Deal. There will be no need for a backstop to the Brexit negotiations. We’ll have Alec Stewart as wicket-keeper. James Wallace
Local Elections 2nd May 2019
There will be a round of local elections in various places around Great Britain on Thursday 2nd May. If you are considering standing on behalf of the ‘Raving Loony Party’ remember you can’t just do it, you have to get permission from the party with relevant papers. Nomination papers must be returned on or before… Read More
Loony Party Conference 2019
After much speculation and arranging to have this years conference down South, and not coming up with the right answers, we have decided to go back to Belper in Derbyshire once more. With the kind permission of Craig the landlord of the George and Dragon, the scene of last years ‘Belter in Belper’. Those of… Read More
Dr Diablo in Blackpool
‘Dr Diablo and the Rodent show’. If you’re near Blackpool on Saturday you should go and see them . . .