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St George’s Day
Jeremy Corbyn has brought out a new policy that if they win the next election, St Georges day would be a National Holiday. The Loony party would like to point out that this is a policy that we proposed many years ago. . . If we ruled you would already be having a day off… Read More
Message from Johnny Disco
In the event of the by-election in Gorton going ahead I promise that the Loony Party will fix all issues and problems in Gorton and surrounding area within my three weeks in Parliament. The Loony Party is calling for a “try before you buy” election and Gorton will be the first time this great idea… Read More
General Election June 8th
Theresa May has today threatened to call an election for June 8th 2017. I say threatened as she needs a vote in Parliament (which she will probably get) Our Leader Alan Howlin Laud Hope has already issued a statement telling Loony Candidates to get ready for Government. . . As usual we will be publishing… Read More
Pensions – triple lock
In keeping with the Labour Party’s latest bid to get one or two pensioners to vote for them they have brought out a new policy guaranteeing the Triple lock on pensions until 2025 if they get voted in. The Loony party of course will go one better and buy a padlock, and as its now… Read More
Disco for Gorton
Muncunian born and bred ‘The Irrelevant Johnny Disco’ is our candidate for the by-election in Manchester Gorton. The parliamentary by-election is being held on the 4th May and Loony head office is extremely confident in victory. My the Farce be with you Johnny D. D-I-S-C-O for Gorton. >>For media The_Irrelevant_Johnny_Disco.png<<
Simeon Palin
Simeon Palin, more commonly know as Sim to all his friends, has left us to go to that big mansion in the sky. Sim was a LoonyParty, ‘Sym’ pathiser. He loved all that we did, he attended the Conferences in Jersey, the two in Fleet, plus the two in Hook, and also the five that… Read More
Dancing Ken
It is with great sadness that I have to report the news that Dancing Ken has passed away. Ken stood for the Loony Party in Cheltenham on more than a couple of occasions. Attended conferences in Yateley, Hampshire and a big friend of Sir George Ridgeon. Ken was a hero in his own local area,… Read More
Westminster Attack
We would like to express our condolences to all the families, friends and relatives of any person caught up in the terrible events of last Wednesday. r.u.seerius
25th Feb 1967 Agincourt Ballroom, Camberley, Surrey
Howling Laud’s band supported Chuck Berry at the Agincourt Ballroom, Camberley, Surrey on the 25th Feb 1967. This was arranged through their mutual agent Bob Potter. Howling says: “I was in a band called ‘Kerry Rapid and The Soultones’. We did a lot of his numbers in our set, so I asked him what his… Read More
Party Update!
Now that all the Hoohaing and Fussing and Fighting is over, all the boxes counted, winners and losers declared, in the Stoke and Copeland By-elections, there is just one more thing that I would like to add. My sincere apologies to the good people of Copeland, some of you have contacted me and said “where… Read More