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Tooting by-election results
We came, we stood, but unusally the event was very sombre, overshadowed by the horrific events regarding Jo Cox. here are the results..we came 7th out of 14 candidates Candidate Votes Share Swing Rosena Allin-Khan (Labour) 17,894 55.92 8.73 Dan Watkins (Conservative) 11,537 36.05 -5.83 Esther Obiri-Darko (Green) 830 2.59 -1.52 Alex Glassbrook (LD) 820… Read More
Jo Cox M.P
We would like to express our condolences to the Family and friends of the M.P Jo Cox after the events of yesterday. We would also like to inform any of our supporters and potential voters for the constituency of Batley and Spen, that we will not be contesting any by election caused as a result of… Read More
Labour see red in Tooting
We like to visit other candidates office’s to introduce ourselves and wish them an enjoyable campaign. Howling Laud and Sheikh Mihand popped into the Labour headquarters in Tooting but were rudely evicted. This was in direct contrast to the friendly reception offered to us by Dr Malik’s staff (of the Immigrants Political party). The story… Read More
Monster Raving Loony Party Play
Our thanks to James Graham the writer, and Jenny Topper co-producer, for inviting members of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party along to see this astounding extravaganza of Screaming Lord Sutch’s life and times last Saturday. We met in the Nellie Dean Pub in Dean Street, for a pre-show gathering. The Flying Brick, Knigel ‘Big… Read More
Tooting by election
The Loony Party can confirm that we will be standing at the TOOTING By-election, on Thurs 16th June. Our candidate and leader Alan “Howling Laud” Hope is your candidate. The election has been brought about by the previous M.P Mr Sadiq Khan getting a better job, although we can’t imagine what could be better than representing… Read More
Welsh Assembly Landslide
Report from South West Central Our leader arrived in Cardiff on Sunday May1st, making our party known was not too hard, everybody was looking forward to us being there. On Tues 3rd he met up with our local loony supporter Paul Campbell, Paul had arranged for a Loony Victory Party to be held in Mischiefs… Read More
A Last Minute Call to the People of Wales.
Now is your chance to KICK THE POLITICIANS , WHERE IT HURTS IN THE BALLOT BOX Are you fed up with all the political dogma and in fighting of the other parties Do you normally not bother to vote as “they are all the same” NOW is YOUR chance to change the poltical landscape of Wales If you… Read More
The definitive Welsh Assembly Loony Party Manicfesto 2016
We will feed the Welsh dragon as its looking a bit thin due to government cuts We will try to find a breeding pair of dragons as the Welsh Dragon is an endangered species. We will Report the Welsh dragon to the monopolies commission (there is only One) In the Interests of national security we… Read More