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Cabinet reshuffle
Unlike some parties and candidates who dare to disagree with the leader we are not vindictive. We pride ourselves that we only have one cabinet reshuffle per year. Here are some pictures of us at our 2015 cabinet reshuffle.
New Years Greetings
We would like to wish all our members and all our voters, and any potential voters a very happy and prosperous New Year. To anyone who didn’t vote for us Bah Humbug! but for anyone is considering it you should make it your New years resolution, as this will give you an enormous sense of well being. We… Read More
Yearly update! With photos from Oldham Count
2015 was another very successful year for our Party. Yep, it’s Christmas again, you all make sure that you have a good one, I will. But then again I always do. I don’t want to be anywhere but at home for this time of year, which is why I always buzz off to Malta in… Read More
Cynthia Payne’s Funeral 9th Dec 2015
Cynthia or Madam Cyn as she was more affectionately known was a great friend of the Loony Party. She stood for Parliament herself as the ‘Payne and Pleasure Party’ on more than one occasion; hence she met Screaming Lord Sutch on the Chelsea and Kensington hustings in the late 80s. She was never an actual… Read More
Success at Oldham By-election
A resounding success… Sir Oink a lot and the Loony party would like to thank all the people who came out and voted for him his vote has increased by 141%.. 141 voters knew it made sense…. and just to point out that UKip and the Green party still only have one more M.P than… Read More
R.I.P Cynthia p.s thank you for your custom
It is with Great regret we announce the passing of our Chief Whip and friend of the Loony Party Cynthia Payne. Cynthia Payne, whose life was imortalised in film in the 1980s, has died at the age of 82, A friend and associate of Screaming Lord Sutch, Alan Hope and many others in the party….. Read More
Oldham bye-elecshun
We can confirm that we have a candidate standing at the Oldham by electshun on Dec 3rd.. Our main policy will be :we will ask SSL (of Oldham) to manufacture a giant tubular bandage to help heal the damage That Government cuts have made. We may have to use a few stitches as well, as… Read More