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Nick the Flying Brick reports from Doncaster

The election count was an excellent occasion and I had an keen group of supporters. We made our customary loud entrance to the counting hall and this was covered by The Telegraph among others. At the end of the night at about 5.30am I was asked very politely if I wouldn’t mind standing at the… Read More

Arty Pole reports from Louth and Horncastle, Lincs

I got in local papers and appeared on local TV and radio and attended four hustings. Fifty percent of my manifesto was on local matters which had been failed to be addressed by the other candidates. I also stood for my Parish council of Gt. Carlton which had seven candidates for four seats. In the… Read More

Mid Bed Minx’s campaign

I had a great time campaigning, everyone I met was positive and friendly with a lot of nice comments about the OMRLP. During the day,my assistants and myself stood outside the local Tesco, Waitrose and local GP surgeries with posters, which had been pasted onto wooden boards and leaflets. In the evening we went around… Read More

The Dame Dixon Campaign

With the slogan “Don’t Be Lame Vote Dame” Dame Dixon garnered headlines around the world with pictures in the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, The Guardian and the Sunday Mirror! In full frock and make up she was snapped by ITV arriving for the count in the early hours of Friday Morning and would soon… Read More

Team Blunderbuss in Kenilworth & Southam

I accredit my 370 votes mainly to the “Manickfesto” flyer that was delivered to the 39,000 households in the constituency. My main policy was bringing the Loch Ness Monster to the lake in my local park. Plus the fact I was probably a bit of a novelty as I am the first ever Loony to… Read More

Baron Barnes Von Claptrap from Gower, South Wales

Von Claptrap and team worked hard on the election campaign and found it both educational and fun. If we had been better prepared we would have done better.  Financially, we had a small surplus which we have yet to deal with.  My advice to future prospective candidates would be ‘Start your campaign plan a year… Read More

Baron reports from Mid Sussex

The count was poorly organized and didn’t finish until 07.00 on Friday.To make it even worse the bar only sold cold fizzy ‘beer’ and closed at 11, but apart from that it was a great campaign. I polled 329 votes an increase of 60 over the last election and a 0.1% swing towards Lunacy. The… Read More

Loony Results

I hereby declare that ‘Mad Max Bobetsky’ of North East Hants was the shining light with 384 votes, his first time in and only 20yrs old! We managed 3,898 votes between us, 8 of us not coming last, 2 of us beating 2 others and 6 of us beating 1 other, and 1 of us… Read More

The Dame featured briefly on Joey Essex last night

Mark Beech our candidate in Aldridge-Brownhills

In his 3rd General Election campaign Mark Beech is standing in Aldridge-Brownhills, which came as somewhat a surprise to him after he had hand delivered 5,000 leaflets to the wrong constituency. Mark has already been frequently featured in the Express & Star newspaper despite not yet being elected, has taken part in a televised debate… Read More