Liz Evans is standing against Baron Barnes Von Claptrap for the second time in five years in the Gower constituency in Wales. Loony headquarters recon it is a sure fire win for insanity and that The Baron will cruise through this time with loony flying colours. Vote for Claptrap – you know it makes sense!… Read More

The only choice to be made, If you’re voting in Hove & Portslade, Is for the Dame, Of Loony Fame, Stay calm and be not afraid.

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Nick the Flying Brick has promised to give three kitchens to all houses in Doncaster North as part of his main policy for the 2015 General Election. This has been extensively covered in the >>SunNation<< published on the 10th April. Other policies: The Labour Party should be extended an overdraft facility of £10 Trillion from… Read More

Some policies from Dame Dixon and Adam Gzunder: Subsidised moustache waxing and good quality fake moustaches for all residents who cannot grow their own A hail-able rickshaw toilet which would tour Western Road. Noise reduction teams who would confront loud revellers by playing louder 1970s love ballads We will twin Hove with a warm holiday destination.

We are pleased to announce that Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope is standing as a candidate in Uxbridge, London against Boris and others on May 7th Vote Loony, you know it makes sense. . .

My main  Manickfesto proposal is to put the Loch Ness Monster into the Abbey Fields lake in Kenilworth. This will bring massive tourism to the area. Later on Nessie could be moved around the constituency to other lakes and pools, then maybe a UK tour could follow. I am still looking for some help with… Read More