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Britain’s nuclear heroes set for justice

The Loony party is proud to be part of the campaign led by the Sunday Mirror to recognise and recompense for the survivors of horrific 1950s nuclear bomb tests. You can read all about it here..http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-nuclear-heroes-set-justice-4550200 Its notable that neither UKIP, Respect or the Conservative Party responded to join this campaign.    Ukip apparently havent got a… Read More

Hairy Knorm on the hustings in Rochester

Daily Telegraph: Monster Raving Loony party: Ukip ‘stealing our thunder’

Looking ahead!

The Party Conference next year Fri 25th-Sat 26th Sept 2015, is to be held in Blackpool. Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW. This venue is not a hotel so no accommodation is available unfortunately, but, I have arranged with one of our party members Lord… Read More

E.U Budget Adjustment and other news

We can confirm that the Loony party was not notified of the E.U budget demand of £1.7bn before George Osborne or David Cameron. Also in the news the BBC in keeping with their policy of not important news coverage will be televising the incarceration of Oscar Pistorius 24 hours a day. Yes you can see… Read More

Asda’s equality policy

The Loony Party being strong advocates of equal pay agree that the women workers of Asda should have equal pay with the men. We have it on good authority that George Osborne also agrees with this, and to save needless court costs, has asked for the men’s wages to be reduced accordingly.

Hairy Knorm’s nomination is in for the Rochester and Strood by-election

Hairy Knorm’s nomination has been accepted and his deposit paid. He got his signatures from personal contacts in the constituency. The son of the drummer, who played with Rockin’ Robbo’s band was particularly helpful and Mad Mike and Hairy Knorm got the last eight signatures during a flying visit on Tuesday evening. Go get reckless… Read More

Mad Mike in the Swale Borough Council by-election

Mad Mike came in with a victorious 27 votes in the election of a borough councillor in the Sheppey Central ward. Mad Mike declared “onwards, upwards and stay loony”. One of Mike’s main policy proposals is to “have a lunar farm for the collection of moonbeams at night. These will be converted into green cheese,… Read More

Hairy Knorm is our Loony Candidate in Rochester

Long time Loony Party campaigner Hairy Knorm is our candidate for the by-election in Rochester & Strood on the 20th of November. Mad Mike is his election agent, they are both seen here ringing up the Houses of Parliament booking the Strangers Bar for their victory celebrations on the 21st of November.

Clacton By-election Thurs 9th October 2014

Oh what a lovely war, fighting UKIP for our votes, 127 official loonies in Clacton, unfortunately 20 thousand odd, overqualified ones. Nevertheless best of luck to the winner, no hard feelings on our part and all others who took part. We had our usual array of social media following us around and involved as many… Read More

Membership delay

Our membership secretary is away for a couple of weeks so post will be delayed. This dosn’t mean you don’t join or get your merchandise, just it will be a little late..so keep buying thanks