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Howling on the news
Howling Laud Hope is on the news in Clacton with the only policies that make sense. People of CLACTON-ON-SEA hope is here at last. KICK THE POLITICIANS WHERE IT HURTS. IN THE BALLOT BOX..VOTE LOONY
Nuclear Long Johns
The E.U has authorised the building of a nuclear Power station at Hinckley Point (Somerset) at a cost quoted at £16bn (I repeat £16bn) which is already £2bn more than the price quoted in 2013. It will presumably be more as its not going to be online until 2023. The cost of decommissioning is basically… Read More
British Aid for flatulence control.
Britain has sent £15m to cattle ranchers in Colombia, (the telegraph 16/2/14) the world’s 30th richest country, to help cut flatulence in cows. (greenhouse gas reduction) Whilst we in the Loony party agree that the wealthiest countries should help the poorest, (The Aid budget is an estimated £10.3 billion) We would stop sending money to India and Pakistan,… Read More
Recycled Policies
It is proposed that all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any Political Party during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.
Revised Economic Statistics
The Office of National Statistics calculate all the economic indicators to arrive at the figure for GDP, which is important as a guide to how well the economy is doing. All Governments use these figures including (when we get into Power) the Loony Party. However they are now including estimates from income of Drug dealing… Read More
Conference report
Wow, what a conference, two reasons firstly to remember this one, it was our 30th and the 15th that our leader Howling ‘Laud’ Hope had officiated at. Some said that this was the best ever, but they had not been to them all to form an overall opinion, but I will agree that this was… Read More
Conference 2014 (Our 30th Conference)
Yet again ..another great Conference over, and what a great time was had.. Not a word regarding politics was mentioned, (You know it makes sense) Not one of our candidates defected to UKIP and no one resigned due to dubious behaviour, and as usual lots of great entertainment. check here for pics and further details… Read More
Mad Mike in the Isle of Sheppey By-election
Monster Raving Loony Party stalwart, Mad Mike Young, is tossing his top hat into the ring for the upcoming Sheppey Central by-election. He will battle it out against Conservative Tina Booth, Labour’s Alan Henley and UKIP’s David Lloyd Jones. The election, which was triggered by the death of popular former mayor John Morris, will be… Read More
LOONY PARTY CONFERENCE
The Loony Party 2014 Conference will be held on the 26th, 27th & 28th of September and will be held at The Ridgebourne Inn, Wellington Rd, Llandrindod Wells, Powys LD1 5NH, tel 01597 822 144 . This is the first time in the history of the party that the conference will be held in Wales…. Read More
Scotland Forever
We are very pleased that Scotland has now, due to last nights neverendum, decided to continue as a valuable part of the United Kingdom.. It does however leave our forthcoming policy “UDI for Clacton – on -Sea” in tatters. On the plus side we wont have to redesign our logo.