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Scottish Neverendum Policy
We propose, in order to keep everyone happy, Scotland will be independent, every other year. Simple, Easy, Effective (Thanks to angus for this policy)
The Screams are horrible…Scottish Neverendum
We have noticed a few things which are particular to the Scottish Neverendum Campaign. There are calls that in the event of a Yes Vote David Cameroon should resign,(why?) however if they Vote No does Alex Salmond and the fish resign? Also If the vote is No, will Alex Salmond as he is already doing,… Read More
Clacton on sea by election
We can confirm that Alan Howlin “Laud ” Hope’s nomination has been accepted an he will be standing as our candidate at the forthcoming by election. “I am thrilled to be standing as a candidate for the constituents of Clacton, which brings back many happy memories of my times here in the past” said Alan… Read More
The pound is no use to Scotland
Hot News… Rumour has it ( I know this as we just started it) that The Yes for Scotland Campaign no longer want to use the Pound as their currency, due to the fact that it is being devalued so much as a result of the Scotland Yes campaign that its not worth bothering with… Read More
Immigration …a Scottish problem
In order to stop all the problems of immigrants camping in Calais, we suggest that all illegal immigrants should wait until next Thurs, when Scotland Votes Yes to independence, then hightail it to Glasgow/Edinburgh. They can then sneak across the border unimpeded, until we build the wall..
Scotland neverendum
All the other parties are trying to bribe the Scottish electorate with offers of more self governing powers if they vote NO No wonder they are confused. If they vote Yes they get to govern themselves and if they vote No? ….they get to Govern themselves Unlike the other parties, if Scotland decides to stay… Read More
Clacton by election… two many contenders for the same party?
We will be standing at the forthcoming Clacton by election. We are not sure who the candidate will be as just like UKIP we have more than one contender. Unlike Ukip we have 3. If we cannot resolve this we may stand three candidates. Like Ukip the possible contenders have not been notified, Unlike UKip… Read More
Scottish Referendum
Irregardless of the result of the Scottish referendum we will still rebuild Hadrians wall, just in case they change their mind.
Co-ALE-ition partners!!
Steve Lawson, Monster Raving Loony Party sympathiser and our No 1 supporter and taster of the Co-ALE-ition brand of ales is pictured with George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer and member of the Coalition Government, in the gardens of his residence at Dorneywood House in Burnham (Bucks). Steve, who is not related to Nigel (former Chancellor… Read More
Boris standing for election
It has been confirmed by Boris Johnson that he is going to stand at the next general election, and is looking for a constituency. Although David Cameroon is said to be pleased that Boris is standing, it is well known that Boris and he don’t always see eye to eye, and indeed Boris may be… Read More