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Just a reminder…
Dont waste your vote…..Get out there and vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party.. if you have a candidate in your area Kick the Politicians where it hurts “In the Ballot Box”
Prospective Loony Councillor – The Mad Hatter
Oxford Town..known for its Schools, Spires and Shoes now has the opportunity to have a Loony Councillor at its helm. The Mad Hatter is standing as a candidate in the Carfax Ward. With his passion for standing up for small business and housing issues he is sure to make an impression. Why Oxford needs a loony… Read More
Reverse bid stands up to scrutiny….
If the Government helped with finance, perhaps AstraZeneca should consider buying out Pfizer, then, as we would have the rights to Viagra, the economy may stay up longer. Also perhaps we could then look at getting Boots the Chemist back into British ownership.
Our Candidate in Molesey North
We are pleased to announce that our candidate Monkey the Drummer is standing at Molesey North, (Surrey) Good luck Monkey
Our men on the inside
Our men on the inside Boris Johnson and Johnny Cartwright have been spotted exchanging Loony handshakes. VOTE LOONY
Non Halal Manifesto
The Loony Party are considering bringing out our Non-Halal Manifesto. With this new manicfesto, We get slaughtered at every election and dont have a prayer.
One up on UKIP (or its his round)
Has anyone noticed that when Nigel Farage UKIP is in the news he’s always photographed/interveiwed in a pub. We in the Loony Party go one better, we go straight to the source…. The Brewery (see below)
Howling re-elected
Our illustrious leader has done it again, he has pulled off another political coup. He has been returned, unopposed, to the Fleet Town Council, in Hampshire where he lives. He will be in situ for another four years!
European Elections
Just a reminder to all that, the European elections and some local elections are coming to a Polling station near you. In this year of remembrance for WWI and WWII, it is important to use the very vote for which many sadly gave their lives and fought, so that we could live in freedom and… Read More
Top of the League
As there are now so many organisations creating league table’s to monitor performance of NHS, Schools, Police, Dustman etc, we in the Loony Party propose to create a League table to monitor compilers of League tables. Those who come at the bottom will be made to sit down and learn their tables (anyone remember them?)