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Election Success in Wythenshawe
Congratulations to Capt Chaplington-Smythe who with tireless campaigning gained a 100% increase in our vote at Wythenshawe, with 288 Votes. Once again the OMRLP has forced all the other parties to the front and Capt Chaplington-Smythe has kept to our tradition of coming last. We took a lot of votes from the Lib Dem ‘s causing… Read More
Floods
These were policies we proposed many years ago: Environment It is proposed that all anglers be given free licenses from Sept – March. However the deal is that they don’t throw the fish back. Water displacement will then lower the levels of the rivers……….ergo: No floods. 2001 manifesto – Under a Loony government any prospective… Read More
Captain on the hustings in Wythenshawe
We at the Loony are ordinary working people in the real world. With bills to pay and children to feed. We stand before you in the hope that you will give us your vote so we can go to parliament and make a difference. Make this place a better place. We are the prominent alternative… Read More
The Captain at BBC Radio Manchester
The Wythenshawe Loony’s were at the BBC in Salford on The Alan Beswick Breakfast Show on Wednesday morning. Our hero Captain Chaplington-Smythe was on fine form considering the early start. In his first ever interview, the Captain held his own. Got his point across and even managed to make the grumpy host laugh. It’s on… Read More
Scotland Referendum coming soon,
2014 is going to see the results of the Scottish referendum to see if the people of Scotland want to create a separate country out of the British Union Our policy regarding the actual ballot is that there should be three options (as in our E.U referendum ballot) : to read– a) In b) Out c) Shake… Read More
Walter Mitty’s in UKIP (welcome to the Loony Party)
Nigel Farage has recently said that he needs to screen out the Walter Mitty’s (diplomatic language for nutters) who are in his party after Comments by a UKIP Councillor and a UKIP MEP that brought the party into disrepute with some untoward comments. Now He Knows how we feel. have a look at this…… Loony… Read More
All hail Captain Chaplington-Smythe
Captain Chaplington-Smythe is our loony candidate for the Wythenshawe & Sale East by-election which is to be held on the 13th of February. The Captain will sail the ‘Loony Flag’ with Andy ‘Casablanca’ Cameron, John Horatio Horner and ‘Son of the Desert’ Bob at the helm. Nick the Flying Brick is heading up to Manchester on… Read More
The latest song from Billy James in Accrington
“Lord Faucet Supports Fracking Gas”
A Very Merry Christmas
Don’t we all just love it? Can’t wait for it to happen? But then it’s such a relief when it’s all over! It’s often said “thank God that’s over!”, when we are supposed to be thanking God that it ever happened at all! Something to think about? Anyway, the loonies have had a very busy… Read More
Celebration Cake
Bob Burgoss and Lord Sutch got together in 1993 to commemorate 30yrs of ‘The Lord’ getting nowhere in his political career, a failure of which he was quite proud. Chris Black recently sent this photo to the Loony Party and we thought ‘What a coincidence’, we can revamp this and use it to commemorate the… Read More