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By election
Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope will be standing as a candidate at the Eastleigh By-election caused by the resignation of MP Chris Huhne. When asked what his policies would be Alan said “he had a few points to offer”. He will be in the area from 23rd Feb. Watch this space
colonials
And whilst we are on the subject of our colonial brothers…. IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD YEAR FOR LOONISM IN USA ! ! Here is a photo of Laud Mike Gaire of the Ministry responsible for avoiding the USA fiscal cliff with special portfolio to Keep Chuck Berry singing live in St Louis, on his… Read More
A Message from the Queen
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’… Read More
Christmas Message from our Leader
Well its ‘ere again, it dont arf come quick,dont it. But they say if your enjoying yourself time flies by. We had a year of enjoying what we do best, so time flew by I suppose ! It certainly doesn’t seem like a year ago that i was recalling the year before ! I started off… Read More
Mini Bust or maxi boom?
MRL Solves The Recession, The Economy To Boom!! Our think tank department headed by Secret Squirrel, has heavily researched the economy, the recession,and have correlated the data with the length of female skirts. Notice the present headlines, U.S.Skirts Recession, How Moldava Skirts the Global Recession, EU Skirts Double Dip Recession. The adage is this: Hemlines… Read More
Croydon Election
All is not lost, ‘Keep Calm and Vote Loony’ 110 people did in Croydon Central on Thurs 29th Nov, in support of our ‘Loonier than Thou’ candidate – Johnny ‘Coco Bean,Chocolate Machine’ – Cartrwright, and once again he didn’t come last. Whats happening, whats afoot,we seem to be making a habit of not coming last,… Read More
Manchester Election
Yes, we came,we saw, we went away with a ‘record’ vote of 78, it could have been 45 or 33, I love them old 78 records ! Once again the intrepid Nick ‘The Flying Brick’ Delves was the election agent who first set foot into the streets of Manchester to obtain the 10 nominations to… Read More
Plaque for Sutch
Yesterday, after 18 months of my hard work and planning, I was pleased and proud to attend the Heritage Foundation Screaming Lord Sutch Blue Plaque Unveiling at London’s Ace Cafe. The event was fantastic and very well attended despite the poor weather. The event was attended by many old rocker’s from the 60’s era, including… Read More
Croydon Candidate
I can now confirm that I intend to stand as a candidate in the forthcoming by-election in Croydon North as a candidate for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. It has been a difficult decision, because the Coalition government has done some good things and because Malcolm Wicks will be a hard act to follow…. Read More