LOONY LEADER TO VISIT MANCHESTER AS PART OF HIS FIGHT TO WIN THE FORTHCOMING BY-ELECTION Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope has announced that he is to stand as a candidate in the Manchester Central by-election to be held in the city on Thursday 15th of November. In connection with this, the ‘Howling Laud’ will be staying… Read More

Lord Toby Jug will not be standing in the Corby By-election due to family ill health! Our best wishes go to Toby and Kin at this time.

You will shortly be asked to vote for your local Police commisioner. The stringent rules regarding standing as a Police commissioner probably omit 50% of the population before the start, and then there is the £5000 deposit required which will eliminate the another 45% (Another case of democracy if you can afford it) or they… Read More

When asked about the the latest price rise hike for Gas , electric and food a loony party spokesman commented,” this is a personal point of view , but it seems that since Nationalisation all energy prices have gone up disproportionately. It would appear that although wholesale prices and running costs have gone up we are… Read More

Thurs 23rd Aug, Alan ‘Howlin Laud’ Hope was a guest at the ‘Eccentric Club of Great Britain‘  in London, in Mayfair. He says “it was a very illustrious do.. with some fine dining, and particularly fine people. Must thank Martin Jupson for the invite. Martin is one of our newer members,  ‘Lord Elpus the Second’,  but lo and behold Martin… Read More

I, Secret Squirrel, have heavily researched the economy, the recession, and have correlated the data with the length of female skirts. Notice the present headlines, U.S.Skirts Recession, How Moldava Skirts the Global Recession, EU Skirts Double Dip Recession. Well,The adage is this: Hemlines fall during recessions. The Roaring ’20s short, flapper hemline dropped right along… Read More

The Rochdale loonys now have their own blogging site with Martin, our Leader doing a daily ‘croak’. http://rochdaleloony.blogspot.co.uk/

Conference over, all good fun, see write ups elsewhere ! Whilst in Uttoxeter though we did hear from ‘Crazy Crab’ he  stood in a council By-election inRunnymede in Surrey on Thurs 27th Sept and polled just 10 votes,9 to many I say, but not bad in Loony terms being that the Lib Dem only got 30…. Read More