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BRADFORD By-Election
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are fielding a Candidate in the forthcoming Bradford West By-election. Expectations are high because we have nominated one of our big guns to take on this task, none other than our illustrious Party Leader–Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope– and we are expecting a shock result on March 29th For this election the Party will… Read More
Hopping To Victory
Prospective Raving Loony Candidate Tommy Derrick is planning to spacehop next months London Marathon. Tommy who is considering taking part in the World record attempt to field the most candidates by a party …. in the same election … against each other. He like many other residents of Elmbridge will be representing the party on… Read More
T Shirts
Have you ever wondered what to buy Grandma, Grandad, Son, Daughter, or Friends for a present…….Here is the Perfect Gift…..,A fantastic New T Shirt from the Loony Party: ONLY £11.99 inc Postage and packing (U.K)….Thats a crazy price… and it supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party…..How bad is that? Go to the Loony Shop… Read More
NHS Reform
As webmaster I have been asked for the party policy on The New proposed NHS Bill. As far as I am aware we havent as yet formulated any policy, so my recommendation is that we pay it.. (R.U.Seerius)
Elections in May
May 3rd in your area will be local elections be they Town, District, County or Parish and YOU can stand. Its all free, it wont cost a penny. The only criteria is that you must be 18 and a Member of the Party. Your Party needs YOU. We already have 3 sitting councillors,Howling ‘Laud’ Hope … Read More
Conservation
The Green Thing Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today…. Read More
New Policy – Benefits Cap
The OMRLP would not only provide benefits with a cap, but also a scarf, and possibly gloves. (thanks to Dan for this policy)
New Loony Policies
The Loony Party are advising the British Board of Film Classification the that the new film “The Iron Lady” starring Meryl Streep which is about the Life of Margaret Thatcher, should be made a definate P.G rating. It is definately not suitable for miners.
Happy New ! Oh Oh Oh and a Merry Christmas
A Message from our Leader: Soon comes round don’it,how many times do you hear that,not this time your reading it,if you are one of our Exalted Loonies that is ! 2011 started with quick flurry into what we are good at,a By-election in January,everybody involved had a good start to the year. Our candidate Nick… Read More
Economic Explaination regarding the Eurocrisis
EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION AND READ: HOW THE GREEK & ITALIAN BAILOUT WILL WORK IN VERY SIMPLE TERMS: It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a… Read More