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Emergency Budget 2010

“there will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year“. The new government are increasing VAT to 20%. Yeah we’ll have to pay more but some maths questions are going to be a hell of a lot easier!

Important question fort George Osborne to answer

George Osborne the LibCon Chancellor of the Exchequer has been spotted in London with a suitcase… does he really think now is good time for a holiday when he should be focused on the countries finances?

And the winner is

Ladies and gentleman, now that the excitement and confusion of the General Election has died down a little I am in a position to reveal the outcome of the Official Monster Raving William Hill Party publicity prize. There were a number of excellent contenders for this -and there was considerable agonising over the ultimate results,… Read More

Fancy an App?

Party supporter Chris Harvey has created a special Loony app for those of you wanting to have the latest loonytechnobilia. This application has been launched in time for our 2015 campaign (maybe sooner, who knows!) and will even make you a cup of tea in future .. it’s that good. Click the image below for more info.

A Message from our Leader. Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope

Well what can I say more than “Well done to you all” a Great turnout all 27 of us,WE DID WELL. Boastful ‘Colin Dale’ has every,reason to be boastful, he did best of us all 856 votes against the Speaker of the house John Bercow in Buckingham. ‘Lord Toby’ did very well in Huntingdonwith 548,… Read More

Prime Minister Cameron/Clegg

As of 20.30p.m(ish)David Cameron after wheeling and dealing with the Liberal Party is forming a Government. We would like to wish Gordon Brown well, and thank him, not for what he’s done, but in replacing Tony Bliar. and if you think they were bad watch out for Cameron and the Conlib alliance. We confidently look… Read More

Loony’s seek place in the cabinet

Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope has confirmed plans for his inclusion in any future government cabinet. Following the hung parliament that follows Thursdays results, David Cameron is keen to get as many influential leaders on board in his attempt to oust Gordon Brown’s Labour party. As the above picture shows, Mr Cameron was right on hand… Read More

St Georges Day

Let the celebrations begin . . .Happy St Georges Day to everyone. To mark this day The Official Monster Raving Loony Party is lauching our Manicfesto. Well thought out, Diverse and free from the knee jerk policies of the other parties we are confident that this manicfesto will stir the great British public to vote… Read More

27 confirmed candidates

John ‘chocolate’ Cartwright, our comrade in Croydon, has done his electional analysis and now provides the following info. We are proud to confirm that the 27 confirmed candidates representing true democracy are as follows: Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope (Witney against David Cameron) John Cartwright (Croydon Central) Colin Dale (Buckingham) Alan Powell (Ludlow) Crucial Chris (Barking)… Read More

Is this toughest task ever in British politics?

CLEGG OPPONENT CAN’T EVEN RELY ON VOTE FROM HIS OWN SISTER! NICK CLEGG’s sudden elevation to the most popular politician since time began has given the contenders from other parties standing against him in his Hallam constituency in Sheffield even bigger problems than they anticipated in ousting the Lib Dem Leader. And Mark ‘Zammo’ Adshead,… Read More