Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on… The first surgeon, from Bristol , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Manchester , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside… Read More

Gordon Brown has confirmed that Sorting out expenses for M.P’s will be dealt with by an outside agency (not the M.P’s themselves) this will help M.P’s who cannot deal with their expenses themselves. A Loony party spokes man commented “Oviously running the country is much easier than sorting out their expenses”. To Gordon’s credit the… Read More

Well it seems that parliament has finally founded a scapegoat for the M.P’s expenses row. Its all the fault of Michael martin M.P Admittedly this guy has made mistakes, the biggest it seems is supporting his fellow M.P’s, however by forcing his resignation M.P’s have managed to completely distract attention from the fact that they… Read More

“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt for all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like… Read More

We now have a list of the candidates for the forthcoming elections. We’re a bit thin on the ground but still here: Howling “Laud” Hope    :-  Fleet Parish. Sheikh Mihand     :-  Sittingbourne-Kent County Council. Mad Mike Young  :-  Isle of Sheppey-Kent County Council. Lord Toby Jug      :-  St Ives-Cambridge County Council.

It is incumbent upon us as a political party to comment on the Expenses scandal currently doing the rounds at Westminster. But are we really surprised and shocked… No. Politicians on the make are no more than we expect. Our surprise is that they got caught being so blatant. It only goes to show the… Read More

As our car manufacturers suffer in this the biggest recession since….the last one.. U.K car manufacturers are now sending their design requirements abroad. Our thanks to our agent secret Squirrel who has been out finding the latest designs. he writes: The car has a very simple design, basically a bunch of wood scraps tied together… Read More

Once again our very own Eddie Vee can be seen performing on http://www.youtube.com/user/THEeddievee Check out his latest offerings on facebook and give him your vote (5star rating would be good): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHFlJQ4Y6s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdUciI8XSZE&feature=channel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSVShEUdbo&feature=channel

Whilst we don’t agree with the Politics of Peter Mandelson (well most of us) , we also don’t agree with the antics of people who don’t agree with views other than their own, that its OK to attack that person with eggs, vomit green custard or even physical blows. Politicians should be able to do… Read More