Tonites the nite: our candidate for Croyden, John Cartwright is contesting the council election in Waddon constituency After much tireless campaigning John is now looking at a Loony Landslide. Good Luck John. You can find out more about John Cartwrights campaign here

More news on the problems hitting the global financial crisis: Sub-Prime Crisis Hits Japanese Banks JAPANESE BANKING CRISIS Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone… Read More

WE START 2009 WITH A RECESSION AND PROBLEMS AROUND THE WORLD BUT AS ALWAYS WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. and the first election of the year: We are pleased to announce that our candidate for Croyden John Cartwright will be standing at the council election in Waddon constituency on 12th Feb. Good Luck… Read More

Another piece of proposed legislation that will adversely affect live music in the UK: It has been brought to attention that the government wish to consider it a legal requirement in the new tax year to introduce laws insisting anyone applying or re-applying for an entertainment license must have a noise control device fitted to… Read More

While on his morning walk, Prime Minister Gordon Brown falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency dept at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time. So his soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome to Heaven,” says Saint… Read More

We have been sent in a couple of ideas for those gentlemen who don’t know what to buy their wives/girlfriends for Christmas. For the computer literate Handy womens toolkit

Sir, It seems that by following the Governments example of being prudent, people including myself are being penalised. I, who have worked very hard to put some money aside and save, did not go on holidays, or buy goods on credit cards and did not build up large debts. I have put money aside for… Read More

America has now voted in the next President. On a ticket of Change for the USA, and with the economy in the state it is loose change would probably be more accurate. Barak Obama has won a convincing vote. One thing is for sure ..compared to USA politics our elections are dull and drab. Perhaps now… Read More

We in the Loony party often harp on about the fact that Britain is the best country in the world, and the British are the best people in the world, but we do have our faults. Here are a few of them: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub… Read More