Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal… Read More

Gurkhas fight on for equal rights.   “Bravest of the brave, most generous of the generous, never had a country more faithful friends than you”  (Sir Ralph Turner MC, 3rd Queen Alexandra’s Own Gurkha Rifles, 1931) If you are getting confused at who the Real Loony party is? us or the Government, let us reiterate that we… Read More

We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes: I would like to bring an urgent issue to your… Read More

Times are hard and getting harder. Due to the Credit Crunch (created by the Banks). The rising costs of food and fuel, etc, House repossessions are increasing at an alarming rate and the housing market and values are decreasing. But one or two people have mentioned the fact that people have borrowed well in excess… Read More

Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands. A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE As we have a large number… Read More

The Loony party would like to congratulate all the participants of Team GB at the 2008 Olympics. The fact that a number of the contestants have won Gold, Silver and bronze medals is an added bonus. Just to have been good enough to take part is an achievement and winning medals is outstanding, and has… Read More

The man who dosn’t like Mundays, but does like feeding the World (well the African bit anyway) has turned his attention from campaigning about Africa to Campaigning in Haltemprice. Bob Geldof (who is a fan of Lord Sutch) will join ex-Tory frontbencher David Davis’s fight on Friday (as he dosn’t like Mondays) against Labour’s alleged… Read More

T.C.Owen ….OMRLP ……..242Votes….I repeat 242 Votes A real gentleman and first class Candidate. Well done TC Adams. Christopher mark ….UKIP…. 843 Allpass .John Derek….English Democrats….157 Cole. Louise…. Independant……91……..Stunning. a welcome addition to the election Howell. John…..Tory….19796 (E) …This lot didnt even acknowledge us. they were very ignorant and I would be deeply concerned if this M.P was representing… Read More

The Daily Record have endorsed Warner’s candidacy on this account: The poor folk of Haltemprice and Howden should show their contempt by giving the polls a bodyswerve. But if they must vote in this unnecessary £100,000 waste of time, we say: Vote Cow-Girl. OK, her track record’s not great. She only polled 149 votes at… Read More

More news from Henley. The Miss Great Britain party is fielding 2 candidates, hoping to put everyone else in the shade? Yup!!! it worked