Manicfesto for Runcorn Bye Bye Election 2025 We will stand for this election on the basis that the Loony Party although a small political party will always punch above our weight. As the Government assure us that there is no problem with the burning of waste at the Runcorn Incinerator, we will reinstall it next… Read More

26m tonnes of waste plastic bottles are discarded every year in the UK of which only 45% are recycled. The Loony Party has the answer.. Stop making them.. Before you ask…We have found an alternative. Its called glass.

Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South             we will provide free Spirit Levels to all We will reduce inflation by giving everyone free pins. To make trains safer, we will fit them all with cushions on the front. Any possible schemes thought up… Read More

General Election 2022 Manicfesto  —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one! Waitng Lists We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a… Read More

General Election 2019 Manicfesto  —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Stressful times in the House In order to calm down the passions and stresses currently exhibited in Parliament, the Loony Party would make all… Read More