It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a “Court of Human Lefts” because their present policy is one_sided.

All politicians should paint them self’s permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent – e.g. all Labour candidates in Red, all Conservatives in Blue, etc,etc

At 12 0′ clock pm every day we will have a one hour silence dedicated to our time that has been lost due to work, home and labour

Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.

Ban tractors from driving on roads, they can drive across their fields.

Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.

Anyone allowing their Hyena to poop on the pavement should shovel it away immediately, As this is no laughing matter

All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one. (checkout this website to find the inventor of this product www.THROX.com)

The Government have made it quite clear that a contributory factor in the present economic downturn is bad management of Hedge funds. It is proposed that all hedge funds will be banned and replaced with a proper brick wall, with footings.

It is proposed to systematicly destroy all wire coat hangers. Shirts slip off them. People hang them on doorhandles. They bend when you hang jeans on them. The flick off rails. They join together in pairs. The gaggle in dodgy, tinny, wiry orgies, tingling nastily. They have a static sneer. Have you ever actually seen anybody… Read More