To stop young people’s excessive drinking and having a good time the politicians should convert all their 30 or 40 bars at Westminster into milk bars. Their restaurants should be converted into salad bars to show solidarity with school children, how to improve their health and fitness.

To help the israel/palestine problems, we should get rid of the old fashioned road map, and give them a sat nav instead.

All politicians should be made to stand continually on one leg while making speeches to check how balanced their arguments are. It should also reduce political flatulence and soothe the listeners ears

One day each week should be devoted to continual party political broadcasts so the rest of us can have a good time away from Big Brother, house renovation programmes and EastEnders. Those people who are so boring to want to watch the politicians should vote for the best broadcast. That way the OMRLP can get… Read More

To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection.  It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations. Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would… Read More

I propose that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.