Author: Mark Beech
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Birmingham Erdington By-election report
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party have contested several parliamentary by-elections, but statistically at least this must go down as the worst of the current millennium – although for how long it will hold that record remains to be seen. Our candidate Sir NosDa (Shadow Minister for Information Super Highway Maintenance) was reluctant to stand… Read More
Birmingham Erdington By-election
The Good Knight, Sir NosDa – our Shadow Minister for Information Super-highway Maintenance – has been nominated to represent the party in the Birmingham Erdington By-election on the 3rd of March. He had previously announce his retirement from politics, at the end of 2019 and after his 6th General Election, however with doctors, teachers, and… Read More
comparing meerkats
We will instruct the RSPCA to ensure that all meerkats come in twos to enable the public to effectively compare the meerkat. many thanks to Phil
Saving Fuel
Saving Fuel – A bungy rope should be attached to all vehicles making a journey. No fuel would be required for the return journey.
eh-mails
Emails would be abolished. Instead, to reduce confusion, messages from men would be hemails, and from women shemails. (the only exception being blokes from Essex who would still send ’emails ).
in plane sight
For the convenience of aeroplane passengers the destination and time of arrival should be displayed on a notice attached to the sticking up bits at the end of the main wing, in letters large enough to be read by passengers looking out of the window. Should this information change during the course of the journey,… Read More