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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Author: Mark Beech

Registration time

2011-05-11 14:06:01

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https://mark.beech.org.uk

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mark@beech.org.uk

All posts by Mark Beech

Candidates for June elections

We now have a list of the candidates for the forthcoming elections. We’re a bit thin on the ground but still here: Howling “Laud” Hope    :-  Fleet Parish. Sheikh Mihand     :-  Sittingbourne-Kent County Council. Mad Mike Young  :-  Isle of Sheppey-Kent County Council. Lord Toby Jug      :-  St Ives-Cambridge County Council.

They’re all at it…..

It is incumbent upon us as a political party to comment on the Expenses scandal currently doing the rounds at Westminster. But are we really surprised and shocked… No. Politicians on the make are no more than we expect. Our surprise is that they got caught being so blatant. It only goes to show the… Read More

More News on the Recession

As our car manufacturers suffer in this the biggest recession since….the last one.. U.K car manufacturers are now sending their design requirements abroad. Our thanks to our agent secret Squirrel who has been out finding the latest designs. he writes: The car has a very simple design, basically a bunch of wood scraps tied together… Read More

One hours silence

At 12 0′ clock pm every day we will have a one hour silence dedicated to our time that has been lost due to work, home and labour

Scary Terrorists

Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.

Safer Tractors

Ban tractors from driving on roads, they can drive across their fields.

Good Heroes

Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.

Eddie Vee on top form

Once again our very own Eddie Vee can be seen performing on http://www.youtube.com/user/THEeddievee Check out his latest offerings on facebook and give him your vote (5star rating would be good): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHFlJQ4Y6s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdUciI8XSZE&feature=channel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSVShEUdbo&feature=channel

Vomit on Mandelson

Whilst we don’t agree with the Politics of Peter Mandelson (well most of us) , we also don’t agree with the antics of people who don’t agree with views other than their own, that its OK to attack that person with eggs, vomit green custard or even physical blows. Politicians should be able to do… Read More

The MRL Currency Crisis Solution

Once again Secret Squirrel (The Loony Party Think tank) has been pondering the machinations and troubles of the World. His comments on the Currency Crisis once again confirm that in all matters the Loony party is ahead in solutions and thought. You can read the latest offering here: Now…..you know what they say penny wise…….Pound… Read More