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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Author: Mark Beech

Registration time

2011-05-11 14:06:01

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https://mark.beech.org.uk

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All posts by Mark Beech

Wheelie Bins – Proposed by Cameron

The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection.  It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.

Obeescity in Kids

If you want your kids to be less fat…feed em less (do we need to make a policy of this?….its common sense)

Financial Crisis

Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal… Read More

Loony Party supports the Gurkhas

Gurkhas fight on for equal rights.   “Bravest of the brave, most generous of the generous, never had a country more faithful friends than you”  (Sir Ralph Turner MC, 3rd Queen Alexandra’s Own Gurkha Rifles, 1931) If you are getting confused at who the Real Loony party is? us or the Government, let us reiterate that we… Read More

Teddy Bears

We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes: I would like to bring an urgent issue to your… Read More

Losing your home?

Times are hard and getting harder. Due to the Credit Crunch (created by the Banks). The rising costs of food and fuel, etc, House repossessions are increasing at an alarming rate and the housing market and values are decreasing. But one or two people have mentioned the fact that people have borrowed well in excess… Read More

Party Conference 2008

Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands. A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE As we have a large number… Read More

Needles – Proposed by Alex

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations. Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would… Read More

Hypocrites – Proposed by Alex

I propose that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.

GCSE Lottery – Proposed by Alex

I propose that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.