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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Author: Mark Beech

Registration time

2011-05-11 14:06:01

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https://mark.beech.org.uk

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All posts by Mark Beech

ASBOs – a proposal from Daniel

Yobs and delinquent youths, seem to like ASBOs they treat them like a medal. Well an idea to fix this is call them: “Magic Pink Fluffy Bunny awards” no one not even a yob would want to get  that. Perhaps as an extra deterrent they have to wear pink fluffy bunny ears and a badge… Read More

Education (Skool acktiviteas)

Homework should be banned as it is bad enough for kids having to go to school letalone bring it home with them

Political correctness

The Isle of Wight should be changed to: “The Isle of Mixed Races, and Cultures Located off the Coast of Britain.”

Edukayshun

GCSE English exams be given a more straight-forward layout, with lots of short questions like the Maths papers have.

Animal fashions

It is proposed that :Pets, especially cats and dogs, may not be dressed in miniature human clothing for the purpose of human amusement, unless the animal in question can equip the clothing himself/herself. Punishable by dressing the owner of the animal in miniature human clothing.

OMRLP on YouTube

  A Media BTEC course at Cirencester college group made this OMRLP video entitled “We Couldnt Think of a Slogan” as part of their Political Advertising project. Have a look at this [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik Apparently when we field 52 Candidates we are then entiled to a three minute political broadcast Could this be our video? Its a lot… Read More

Loony Campaign Gunning for Success

It just goes to show that the loony party can make a difference. Several of our ex military members have been campaigning in Aldershot to have a 25lb Field Gun outside Aldershot railway station refurbished and looked after as part of Aldershots and indeed everyones heritage. They have after much campaigning and writing finally succeeded… Read More

Sweet Shares

Sell shares in Northen rock, buy shares in Blackpool rock!

Jersey Flyer reaches the top of Mount Etna

As we speak The Jersey Flyer has reached the top of Mount Etna in Sicily. As a World renowned mountaineer our New Party Chairman has once again beaten the odds to reach the top of this live Volcano. It is the largest active volcano in Europe, currently standing about 3,326 m (10,910 ft) high.   Jersey Flyer has… Read More

Election Footprint

Having read John Cartwrights fascinating diary and insights into the everyday activities of fellow candidates, I couldnt help but admire John in that his campaigning is done on foot, whilst the others all use their cars. Once again the OMRLP lead the way in showing the other candidates that campaigning can be done without leaving… Read More