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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Author: Mark Beech

Registration time

2011-05-11 14:06:01

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All posts by Mark Beech

Prime Minister Cameron/Clegg

As of 20.30p.m(ish)David Cameron after wheeling and dealing with the Liberal Party is forming a Government. We would like to wish Gordon Brown well, and thank him, not for what he’s done, but in replacing Tony Bliar. and if you think they were bad watch out for Cameron and the Conlib alliance. We confidently look… Read More

Full results 2010

Full loony results here LoonyParty.com/loony-archive/general-election-results-2010/ Well done to all candidates and a big thanks to William Hill for their support. have a look here at some of our campaigning. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/05/04/uk.election.loony.party.witney/index.html?iref=allsearch

Loony’s seek place in the cabinet

Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope has confirmed plans for his inclusion in any future government cabinet. Following the hung parliament that follows Thursdays results, David Cameron is keen to get as many influential leaders on board in his attempt to oust Gordon Brown’s Labour party. As the above picture shows, Mr Cameron was right on hand… Read More

St Georges Day

Let the celebrations begin . . .Happy St Georges Day to everyone. To mark this day The Official Monster Raving Loony Party is lauching our Manicfesto. Well thought out, Diverse and free from the knee jerk policies of the other parties we are confident that this manicfesto will stir the great British public to vote… Read More

27 confirmed candidates

John ‘chocolate’ Cartwright, our comrade in Croydon, has done his electional analysis and now provides the following info. We are proud to confirm that the 27 confirmed candidates representing true democracy are as follows: Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope (Witney against David Cameron) John Cartwright (Croydon Central) Colin Dale (Buckingham) Alan Powell (Ludlow) Crucial Chris (Barking)… Read More

Is this toughest task ever in British politics?

CLEGG OPPONENT CAN’T EVEN RELY ON VOTE FROM HIS OWN SISTER! NICK CLEGG’s sudden elevation to the most popular politician since time began has given the contenders from other parties standing against him in his Hallam constituency in Sheffield even bigger problems than they anticipated in ousting the Lib Dem Leader. And Mark ‘Zammo’ Adshead,… Read More

OFFICIAL Loony academy time capsule

Our OFFICIAL Loony academy time capsule has just been stored away. One lucky future voter has recieved an email to preserve the events of the next 3 weeks. For legal reasons we cannot name this individual but suffice to say we were truely impressed with their wishes. Our ‘Glorious’ leader Alan “Howlin’ Laud” Hope commented… Read More

Spotlight on Cardiff

With St.Georges Day only a week away today’s spotlight falls on The Good Knight Sir Nosda, our candidate in Cardiff Central. Tell us a bit about you and your campaign I’m a prematurely grey, and am planning to contest this campaign in the spirit of my victorious 2004 campaign to become Glamorgan Student Union’s Non-Sabbatical… Read More

Molesey Loony’s increase showing

For the first time all three wards in Molesey are fielding an Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the Elmbridge Borough Council Elections, also on May 6th. At present, rumours of a new name ‘The Molesey Raving Loony Residents Party’ are ficticious and should not be believed at any time . . . …. Read More

There now follows a press statement by William Hill*

Bookies back country’s craziest political Party YOU BET THIS IS THE LOONIEST ELECTION SPONSORSHIP DEAL EVER! BOOKMAKERS William Hill have announced that they will be sponsoring one of the country’s best loved political parties during the General Election. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, founded over a quarter of a century ago in 1982, by… Read More