Author: Mark Beech
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Donations and Domesticity
We would like to point out that we are not aware of the domestic and residential status of any donars, members or indeed candidates in the Loony Party, and to be quite frank dont really care..Its their business.
Conservative Conference
Well. Its a bit early for the Conference season, but as we have an election pending the Conservatives are holding one. David Cameron is regaling his listeners with the new Party slogan “Vote for Change”. Original isnt it? We in the Loony party would like to point out that in their advertising they have left… Read More
Bankers get bonus for not doing a good job
Royal Bank of Scotland reports a loss of £3.6bn for 2009, but is set to pay bonuses totalling £1.3bn to its staff. But the bank’s head, Stephen Hester, said it had lost money by not paying big bonuses to retain productive staff. A Loony Party spokesperson pointed out “If the productive staff have left and… Read More
Pontypridd Council Elections
MARK BEECH aka “The Good Knight Sir Nosda”…………Following in the Traditions of the Loonyparty tradition came last in the Pontypridd local elections with a Massive 30 votes. Well done Mark and well done those 30 voters did the right thing and used their vote to show their support for The loony Party and their disillunsionment… Read More
Labours only Success regarding the Recession.
We are reminded of Gordon Browns famous speech a while ago promising to end the economic cycle of “Boom and Bust We in the Loony Party are quite happy to give credit, where credits due (unlike the banks), and we have to agree he has succeeded in ending the “Boom” bit.
A card for all seasons
Every time there is an event such as Christmas, Valentine, St Patricks , Easter, etc it is normally celebrated with and exchange of cards, and letters, which uses up an inordinate amount of paper and resources like fuel for deliverys, and packaging. In line with the Copenhagen “Accord” we in the loony party (with thanks… Read More
Law and order proposal
Superglue unruly teenagers together.As the saying goes if you cant beat them you may as well join em. We will nationalise crime to make sure it doesn’t pay
PLINTH PROJECT ENDS AFTER 100 DAYS AND 2400 LIVING WORKS OF ART.
Antony Gormley’s 100 day project came to an end this morning. Review some of the 2400 participants in this Sky Arts compilation featuring Official Monster Raving Loony Spacehoppering! http://www.skyarts.co.uk/video/video-one-other-summer-2009
The cost of Expenses
Once again the question of M.P’s claiming excessive expenses raises its head with the completion of the inquiry into said expenses ending with M.P’s reputedly having to collectively pay back around a £million. Wether they will is now in doubt as some M.P’s are complaining about the legality of retrospective payments. …..and the cost of… Read More
Sutch a day
Today would have been the great man’s 69th birthday, I’m sure if he was with us now he would be having a field day with all the scandal around MP’s expenses.David was a genuine fun loving guy who did care about people, and wanted to add a bit of fun to peoples lifes, which he… Read More