Author: Mark Beech
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News about the conference.
The local newspapers reported the conference last week. You can read all about it at: http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/s/2058123_reshuffle_is_a_hoot_at_loony_conference
24 Hours Opening for Pubs – Save our Pubs
As everyone knows the Loony party were the first party to advocate 24 hour opening for pubs. However there seems to be some confusion as to what this means. The idea was to allow publicans the choice to be able to open at the best times for them rather than fixed times. So pubs in… Read More
Monster Mistake
The official Monster Raving Loony Party have had the pleasure of previewing it’s new song for next years General Election. Written & performed by Whats Next, “Monster Mistake” is so good that it will even make the morning cuppa tea, yes it really is that good and catchy. The gala performance took place at the weekends… Read More
Report on the Loony Conference 2009
Once again, the Loonyparty Conference was a great success. Although sadly several pivotal members could not attend this year due to other commitments, several new members turned up to give us their support including some new candidates at elections. A new range of merchandise was on display to comemerate the 10th anniversary of our founders… Read More
Loonies Open Lanzarote Branch
http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/news/s/2057741_loonies_open_lanzarote_branch
inauguration of Lanzarote Loony Headquarters
DJ Dick Knowles organised the inauguration of Lanzarote Loony Headquarters by Party leader Howling Laud in The Bulldog Bar in Costa Teguise. The Bulldog Bar is run by Mick and Sarah who would love to see all Loony members when they holiday there.
Jon Morris
It is with great regret that we have been informed that Johnny Morris (Badgeman) has passed away. I have very few details so if anyone can help with details please contact the webmaster. Jon during the Cabinet reshuffle 2004 Jon..a controversial figure in the party has been a great friend to the party and many… Read More
Norwich North By-Election
Howling Laud had another famous victory at the Norwich North By-Election on 23rd Jul with a ‘gross’ of votes. 144 voters chose to vote Loony. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8168032.stm The count was held unusually the next day on Friday morning, in an agricultural building internally decorated as a marquee. The Flying Brick spent much of the time crawling… Read More
Prison Food-is it criminal?
The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
21 Point Plan
The OMRLP with the invaluable assistance of secret Squirrel now have a 21 point Plan to win elections. Any election. By carefully observing the behaviour of succesfull “politicians” we have come up with 21 strategies that are used almost daily to blind the electorate into voting for a particular candidate. 21 Point Plan To Win… Read More