Author: Mark Beech
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New Membership Secretary
As of the above date we are pleased to announce that Baron Von Thunderclap has now taken up the post of membership secretary. All membership enquiries should now be sent to the Baron at the address now posted on the application form on this website. We have temporarily removed payments by paypal. If you have… Read More
Onesided Europe Policy
It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a “Court of Human Lefts” because their present policy is one_sided.
A Ten Year Thought by Alan “Howling ‘Laud’ Hope
Yes its been 10 years since we lost our leader,16th June 1999. A date I can never forget as it is my birthday.What a shock it was,will the party carry on, shall we let it die with him ! “No,No,No” was the answer, “You are the deputy leader,you are now the leader”, so we carried… Read More
Loony beats Labour in St Ives
THINGS just got worse for Gordon Brown in St Ives where the Labour candidates in the county council elections were beaten by a Loony. Despite failing to win the seat, Lord Toby Jug, Cambridgeshire’s first Official Monster Raving Loony Party Candidate, was celebrating his best ever result in decades of political campaigning by winning 566… Read More
Elecshun Results… Well done Loony’s
Mad Mike Young 252 6th from 6 Sheikh Mihand 566 7th from 7 Lord Toby Jug 566 5th from 7 Howling ‘Lord’ Hope stood for his local Fleet council,in fact it was a shadow council chosen by sitting members to form what will become the Town council next June.Then there will be a proper election… Read More
and on the same subject:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on… The first surgeon, from Bristol , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Manchester , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside… Read More
Show your true Political Colours
All politicians should paint them self’s permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent – e.g. all Labour candidates in Red, all Conservatives in Blue, etc,etc
Highly qualified M.P’s
Gordon Brown has confirmed that Sorting out expenses for M.P’s will be dealt with by an outside agency (not the M.P’s themselves) this will help M.P’s who cannot deal with their expenses themselves. A Loony party spokes man commented “Oviously running the country is much easier than sorting out their expenses”. To Gordon’s credit the… Read More
Another Scapegoat
Well it seems that parliament has finally founded a scapegoat for the M.P’s expenses row. Its all the fault of Michael martin M.P Admittedly this guy has made mistakes, the biggest it seems is supporting his fellow M.P’s, however by forcing his resignation M.P’s have managed to completely distract attention from the fact that they… Read More
No truer word
“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt for all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like… Read More