Author: Nick the Brick
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Ministerial Loony Activities – Part Tres
We can now proudly update you all with some more of our OFFICIAL Loony Ministers latest and forthcoming antics with more to follow in the next couple of weeks on this website… Lord Colin Murray – Minister of the Cups of Connection, Conversation & Community* Despite a recent sip from a cup of Corona, Lord… Read More
Ministerial Loony Activities – Part Dos
We can now proudly update you all with some more of our OFFICIAL Loony Ministers latest and forthcoming antics with more to follow in the next couple of weeks on this website . . . Lord Mike Batt – Minister of Music & Mirth Preparations are underway in Loony HQ Towers, hunting out a suitable… Read More
Ministerial Loony Activities – Part Uno
Many of our OFFICIAL Loony Ministers have been very busy bees of late so we think it is only proper & correct to inform you all about some of their current pound sterling work in a mini Loony series of updates in the next couple of weeks on this website… Howling Laud Hope – Party… Read More
The Mid Bed Minx’s By-Election Campaign
We love to campaign and as soon as the by election was called I made an appointment at the council offices to be registered as a candidate. Our campaigning took two ways; keeping the Loonies in the public eye by standing outside various shops with posters. And going to the local pubs. We have found… Read More
Tamworth By-election
It rained on the drive down, and continued when I collected the register from the Tamworth council offices. The 14th September was a very wet day but the moment I arrived on Bancroft Road the rain stopped. The residents of Glascote welcomed me dressed in my large top hat, yellow ‘recycled teenager’ T-shirt and adorned… Read More
Conference Report, by Lady Lily the Pink
The 39th Loony Party Conference, hosted at Brecknockshire Loony HQ, The Neuadd Arms Hotel in Llanwrtyd Wells, ran in parallel to the Conservative Conference, but I don’t think I can overstate both how much more fun and how much less divisive our conference of Official Loonies was! The conference began, unofficially with the arrival of… Read More
The Ultimate Safety Match
For many years now we have cogitated about the somewhat dubious claims by various companies about the safety of their matches. After a 10-year consultation & testing period we are delighted to confirm that we now have a plethora of boxes containing the ULTIMATE SAFETY MATCH. Lord Rigby of www.brandedmatches.co.uk assisted us with their development… Read More
Vote Mid Bed Minx
We are pleased to announce that our very own Bedfordshire Minx Ann Kelly is our candidate for the forthcoming by election on 19th Oct 2023 Ann has lived in the constituency for 34 years and has contested the seat three times previously. She has been Mayor of Flitwick twice and a school governor and foster… Read More
Uxy!
I was the candidate in Uxbridge. A very special thank you to A.Gent Chinners for obtaining the 10 nominations for me. I campaigned in the constituency for ten days. Sir Tim Martin kindly let me use ‘The Good Yarn’ for use as my campaign HQ where I met a lot of nice people. Word soon… Read More
The Selby and Ainsty by-election 20th July 2023
Gilly just wouldn’t stop talking on the night of the Selby election. The rest of our team were Johnny Ringo, RU Seerius, Lady Helen and The Flying Brick. We all met at The Giant Bellflower in Selby and enjoyed listening to Gilly nattering away. The locals were very friendly in the Wetherspoons and wholeheartedly embraced… Read More