Author: Nick the Brick
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Elections this coming May
If any of you are considering standing, you must get a letter of authority from the Nominating Officer. This is very easy to do, just e-mail – a.hope70@ntlworld.com – with your name and address, and the name of the seat you wish to stand. This time around all elections are local, be it Parish, Town,… Read More
The Lauding it up with the Luddites Conference
The 37th Monster Raving Loony Party Conference. All is now arranged. It will be held in Louth in Lincolnshire Thurs 24th Fri 25th Sat 26th September. Having just spent 4 days in the town I can assure you that we will be very welcome. With the help of The Iconic Arty Pole and Sarah ‘Mad… Read More
Well there yer go then
Well there you go then, 20 nnnnnn19 is over. I trust you all had a great Christmas. I started the year in my usual fashion, disappearing to Lanzarote in January. Was very pleased to be able to Christen our new Lanzo Loony Party HQ, ‘Tiggers Bar’, in Playa Honda, right next door to ‘The Monster… Read More
Barmy Lord Brockman in Mid Worcestershire.
I’m delighted that we increased the Loony vote in Mid Worcestershire by 638 ( up 1.1% ) on 2017. This maybe because there was not a Loony candidate in 2017. It’s the first time a Loony has stood and the people took to us -joining in a few of the Loony events such as my… Read More
Chinners in Kingston & Surbiton
Another hectic Election preparing loads of mock election packs, newspaper, TV & Radio interviews whilst managing to squeeze in a couple of the constituency hustings, which I must say were the most cordial yet that I’ve attended. As ever the serious stuff eventually began with my Victory Party in my Loony HQ, The Lucky Rover… Read More
Earl Elvis in South West Norfolk
My first foray into battle and what an experience. From local radio station interviews and local newspapers. I was tongue tied at times, but it all worked out. Election night itself was surreal, four of us attended and received the biggest cheer of the night. No Loony has ever stood in the seat before and… Read More
Badger in Esher & Walton
The election started of with my victory party on Wednesday night at the George Inn in Walton. Starting with Mr Badaxe who went down very well. I went to the count at Sandown Park with my loony wife the mad cow and an ex green candidate Olivia who stood against me in 2017. Before we… Read More
Two Islington Election Counts
Lord Sandy’s of Bunhill and Nick the Incredible Flying Brick stood respectively in Islington South and North. Lord Sandy’s spent the election campaign listening to voters, pundits and to other candidates and heard a great deal of utter rubbish. Opinions on everything from Brexit to bins, mostly ill informed and rarely grounded in fact. The… Read More
General Election 12th Dec 2019 Results
The Iconic Arty Pole in Louth & Horncastle – 1,044 Earl Elvis of Outwell in South West Norfolk – 836 Barmy Lord Brockman in Mid Worcestershire – 638 Citizen Mark Lawrence in Chelmsford – 580 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope in North East Hampshire – 576 Baron Von Thunderclap in Mid Sussex – 550 The Mid Bed… Read More
Blunderbuss Result
There was only three loonies at the Kenilworth & Southam count, my Election Agent Gary “Bratwurst’ Sweetman, Pete ‘Bunny’ Warren and myself. We were of course the highlight of the show and incumbent Jeremy Wright the former Attorney General and Culture Secretary joined in with all the fun. I polled 457 and he only just… Read More