Author: Nick the Brick
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3 Weeks to the ‘Conference of the Insane’
All taking place in Blackpool once more, Thurs 28th Sept till Sun 1st Oct. Please note we are not at Uncle Toms Cabin this year, its been sold to the Ma Kelly chain. Jo, the wonderful landlady, is now at Malloy’s in Talbot Road in the middle of town and has invited us there. Just… Read More
Northenden Boat Race
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Looking for Loonies
“He seeks them here,he seeks them there,he seeks them just about everywhere” has been the forlorn cry of party member Lord Charles – until now,that is,because he hopes that this posting will change everything!! From Stubbington in South Hampshire he is keen to hear from others in the party. Living in the ‘Duck House’ parliamentary… Read More
2017 Northenden Boat Race
Forget Oxford v Cambridge or the Henley Regatta! The 11th annual Northenden Boat Race takes place on Sunday the 27th of August in Northenden, Manchester. This annual event takes place in the picturesque suburban hamlet of Northenden. Raising money for Christies the cancer charity. Last year’s total was £5305 Get yourself a dinghy and join… Read More
Loony Party Conference and more!
Loony party HQ propose the Howling Laud be made ‘Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom’ as this will deliver a ‘strong and stable leadership’ for Theresa May’s government. Our Illustrious leader will have served a full eighteen years by the time our party conference takes place in Blackpool this September. The only continuous leader… Read More
Knigel Knapp – Report from Islington North
So Theresa May sprung a General Election on us and there we all were thinking that it wouldn’t be until 2020, so much for fixed parliaments! Well it meant that I wasn’t able to stand cus I hadn’t got any money saved for my deposit, I thought I had 3 more years! Ah well …. Read More
The May-denhead Experience – Report from Howling Laud
Myself and 12 others stood along side each other to contest this seat, and one other, was none other, than Theresa May our current Prime Minister. I had spent a couple of days campaigning in the area whilst getting my nomination papers signed, thanks to Emma Theron ‘The Barmy Baroness of Berkshire’ and all her… Read More
Zut Alors! Le Festo-Manic
Nous sommes internationeale! Nous presentons ‘Sir David de Poole’ . Il est le nouveau Chef de “Departement de Cognac”, France et le Ministre d’Affaires Francaises.
Baron Von Thunderclap for Mid Sussex
Although we are ‘Loonies’ we often appear to be the sensible party. Despite this, it will be the 5th general election I’ve lost. ‘Loony’ policies that we first proposed that are now law include reducing the voting age from 21 to 18, allowing independent local radio stations, passports for pets, and all day opening for… Read More