Author: Nick the Brick
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Witney By-election roundup
This by-election was caused by mysterious disappearance of No. 10’s Cheshire Cat David Cameron. So who better to replace him than Alisdair De Voil from Oxford, ‘The Mad Hatter’, who shouted “this is my tea party”, checked his watch, and made a dash for the nomination. Our party leader Howling Laud arrived in Witney to… Read More
Howling Laud in the press
Our Blackpool conference and Howling Laud’s record as the longest serving party leader of all time was covered in the Star Courier. They report that Howling Laud has seen off ‘the dirty dozen’ William Hague, Ian Duncan Smith, Michael Howard, David Cameron, Paddy Ashdown, Charles Kennedy, Menzies Campbell, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and… Read More
Monster Raving Loony Party Conference – No 32
Our 32nd Conference went as smoothly as it always does, I arrived in Blackpool 10 days before the event, just to iron out any mishaps or unforeseen difficulties. It was nice to see some early arrivals on the Thursday this year as well. There was but just one, but of no great circumstance. We didn’t… Read More
Northenden Boat Race 2016
The 10th Annual Northenden Boat Race was a roaring success! And won once again by Johnny Disco and his brother Mike Disco. Hurrah! Now we look forward to the presentation night and charity fundraiser in the Crown Inn Northenden on the 8th of October at 7.30pm. There will also be an art auction, raffle, disco… Read More
Longest Serving Party Leader
Celebrations will be a foot at the forthcoming ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ Annual Conference to be held in Blackpool, Thurs 29 – Sat 1st Oct at Uncle Toms Cabin, North Shore, Blackpool. Our leader Howling ‘Laud’ Hope will officially become the longest serving party leader in British political history. He will have surpassed record… Read More
Northenden Boat Race 2016
If any of you happen to find yourselves in South Manchester over the bank holiday weekend, then pop along to the Northenden Boat Race. On Sunday the 28th of August at 1pm, the 10th annual Northenden Boat Race takes place on the River Mersey in Northenden. Billed as ‘bigger than the Olympics’ this gruelling half… Read More
Conference Update
It’s early August so only eight weeks to Conference time. As most of you know by now, we are back in Blackpool this year from the 29th Sept – 1st October. The same venue as last year ‘Uncle Toms Cabin’ North Shore. Jo Jacklin the Landlady is over the moon that we have decided to… Read More
*Breaking News*
In a hurried statement today ‘Nick the Flying Brick’ party Treasurer and Shadow Minister for the ‘Abolition of Gravity’ stated categorically that the ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ have had no resignations and have no plans for a leadership contest.
WE ARE! The Rainbow Alliance
It was great to meet up with George Weiss at the Tooting by-election. George is the leader of ‘The Rainbow Alliance Party.’ A great friend of Lord Sutch and myself, he was also the agent for Ronnie Carroll when he stood in by-elections. The last time we met was up in the Hartlepool by-election of… Read More