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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Author: Nick the Brick

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2011-06-25 14:52:10

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The Rochester and Strood By-election Thurs Nov 20th 2014

When this election was announced so soon after the recent Clacton-on-Sea election we talked about doing this one as well, I was prepared to stand but then thought, why not ask our local Kent members if they wanted to? I asked Mad Mike Young on the Isle of Sheppey, and he suggested Hairy Knorn from… Read More

Hairy Knorm on the hustings in Rochester

Daily Telegraph: Monster Raving Loony party: Ukip ‘stealing our thunder’

Looking ahead!

The Party Conference next year Fri 25th-Sat 26th Sept 2015, is to be held in Blackpool. Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW. This venue is not a hotel so no accommodation is available unfortunately, but, I have arranged with one of our party members Lord… Read More

Hairy Knorm’s nomination is in for the Rochester and Strood by-election

Hairy Knorm’s nomination has been accepted and his deposit paid. He got his signatures from personal contacts in the constituency. The son of the drummer, who played with Rockin’ Robbo’s band was particularly helpful and Mad Mike and Hairy Knorm got the last eight signatures during a flying visit on Tuesday evening. Go get reckless… Read More

Mad Mike in the Swale Borough Council by-election

Mad Mike came in with a victorious 27 votes in the election of a borough councillor in the Sheppey Central ward. Mad Mike declared “onwards, upwards and stay loony”. One of Mike’s main policy proposals is to “have a lunar farm for the collection of moonbeams at night. These will be converted into green cheese,… Read More

Hairy Knorm is our Loony Candidate in Rochester

Long time Loony Party campaigner Hairy Knorm is our candidate for the by-election in Rochester & Strood on the 20th of November. Mad Mike is his election agent, they are both seen here ringing up the Houses of Parliament booking the Strangers Bar for their victory celebrations on the 21st of November.

Even Eric Morecambe is legless after drinking Monster Mash!!

I see somebody has tried to take the Eric Morecambe statue from Morecambe seafront, they were caught in the act of sawing off one of his legs!! The Local Council have taken the statue down this weekend so that it can be repaired and are now going to put some security around it. I was… Read More

Halloween Ale Festival – Rose & Crown at Sandhurst, Berkshire

This Halloween Ale Festival opens on Thursday 30th October at 7pm and closes on Sunday 2nd November. The Rose & Crown was one of the pubs we visited when we launched Ascot Ales’s ” Monsters in The Dark ” on 3rd July. There will be four Co-ALE-ition ales on sale at this Ale Festival all… Read More

Clacton By-election Thurs 9th October 2014

Oh what a lovely war, fighting UKIP for our votes, 127 official loonies in Clacton, unfortunately 20 thousand odd, overqualified ones. Nevertheless best of luck to the winner, no hard feelings on our part and all others who took part. We had our usual array of social media following us around and involved as many… Read More

CAMRA never lies

Howling found time in his very busy schedule at the Annual Conference last week in Llandrindod Wells to host the Radnorshire CAMRA’s website launch event at the Ridgebourne Inn on Sunday. Howling, a fully paid up member of CAMRA himself, introduced the Radnorshire CAMRA committee members to Monster Mash in a bottle.